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281.9 hrs on record (265.4 hrs at review time)
GTA 5
Posted 17 March.
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7.2 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
6.7hrs 6 7 67 67
Posted 10 March.
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15.8 hrs on record
I'm a deadman. edit: Good game classic suda ending 9/10
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-12900KS - RAM: 128 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5090 - VRAM: 32 GB
Posted 13 February. Last edited 14 February.
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285.3 hrs on record (177.0 hrs at review time)
Played it 18hr straight on release from 5:30AM awesome game love it get it 10/10

edit: im 177hrs deep now as of writing this and I think I have a problem. I named myself John Raider, play some solos meet some cool people hold their hands throughout the raid then the moment they press that terminal to close the door to extract I just shoot them in the back of the head. Sometimes I just give them false hope when I down them I let them believe I won't fully kill them but then I say "SIKE" and end their life right then and there. I have collected over hundreds of clips of my kills betraying people I feel like Dexter Morgan with his blood slides.

Anyways awesome game still recommend it
Posted 30 October, 2025. Last edited 14 November, 2025.
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87.5 hrs on record (64.3 hrs at review time)
fix ur servers -10/10
Posted 22 October, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
34.0 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
10/10
Posted 5 September, 2025.
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19.5 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
So, I did a thing. I beat Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater on the hardest difficulty. Yes, you read that right. And not only that, but I did it with NO KILLS. Zero. Zilch. Nada. My "Missions Passed" screen looks less like a victory and more like a particularly successful game of digital hide-and-seek.
Honestly, the hardest part wasn't dodging Volgin's thunderous fury or navigating the treacherous jungles. It was resisting the urge to just yeet a guard off a cliff when he spotted me for the tenth time in a row. My tranquilizer gun and my trusty cardboard box became my best friends. My only friends, really. I think I've developed an unhealthy attachment to inanimate objects.
There were moments, I'll admit, where I seriously considered just punching Ocelot. Just one little punch. But no, Snake, stay strong! Think of the Ghost bonus! Think of the bragging rights! I spent more time meticulously planning non-lethal takedowns than I did on my college thesis. My brain feels like it's been through a CQC seminar.
And the boss fights? Oh, the boss fights. Trying to pacifist The End without killing him? That's not a boss fight, that's a nap fight. I swear I aged three years waiting for him to fall asleep. The Sorrow? More like The Bore-row when you're just waiting for him to get tired of your ghost attacks.
So yeah, if you're looking for a challenge that will test your patience, your stealth skills, and your ability to find creative uses for tranquilizer darts, this is it. Just don't expect to make any friends in the game... or in real life, if you start talking to your cardboard box. Rating: 5/5 Coconuts (and zero human lives)
Posted 27 August, 2025.
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252.2 hrs on record (86.7 hrs at review time)
If you're a Souls veteran
You already know this isn't just a game it's a lifestyle of fashion, salt, and profound silence after being absolutely bodied by something named "Bell Bearing Hunter" 10/10
Posted 5 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
54.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Was a noble knight on a quest to save Cyrodiil. Blinked. Now I'm naked in a cave with 47 wheels of cheese, a Daedric Prince is my dad, and a mudcrab owes me money. 10/10, still don’t know what a 'n'wah' is, but I insult people with it daily.
Would accidentally sell my soul to Sheogorath again.
Posted 22 April, 2025.
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137.2 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
"Delta Force: Where Tactical Dreams Meet Battlefield 2042's Nightmares"

You know that feeling when you try a new game and realize it’s like running into an old friend who actually *has their life together*? That’s Delta Force. This game feels like the special forces team you’d want to call when Battlefield 2042’s buggy mess accidentally blew up your trust in shooters.

First off, let’s talk **extraction mode**:
It’s like a tactical buffet—intense planning, high-stakes firefights, and that sweet adrenaline rush when you narrowly escape with the goods. Compare that to BF2042’s “specialist system,” where every character looks like they’re auditioning for a low-budget action movie.

The gunplay? Crisp. The maps? Huge but meaningful. The vibes? Tactical enough to make you feel like you actually graduated basic training, not just “respawned next to a wall glitch.”

Does it have the same flashy chaos as Battlefield? No. But unlike Battlefield, I didn’t need to mentally *extract* myself from the game every 20 minutes to recover from a glitch or balance issue.

Delta Force is what happens when a tactical shooter *cares* about you. I mean, it's not perfect—sometimes the AI forgets they’re soldiers and acts more like they’re on a sightseeing trip—but hey, at least it’s not *another* hovercraft climbing a skyscraper.

If you like games that make you feel like a one-man SEAL team while Battlefield 2042 keeps drowning in its own tears, Delta Force is your extraction point.

10/10 would leave Battlefield behind enemy lines again.
Posted 6 December, 2024.
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