Recent reviews by Link

They limit your damage cap to 9,999 for single damage in act 1...

Here's what the devs were thinking with this game. "Look at destiny. It's popular. It sucks. Let's do that, but make the game GOOD! WARFRAME!"

ALL RIGHTY! Let's get down to business. Story is so incredibly dull that I stopped paying attention within the first cutscene, got a rundown from my friend that it's basically killing people who are trying to suck off star born children to gain their powers (Always down to kill a pedophile) The game has a couple of bugs, that's fine, you can't expect a game to be entirely bug free, but don't have the game just randomly teleport you to the ground when you're flying and you land and untransform where you want just to BE TELEPORTED DOWN WHERE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE! Also let's not forget the client, a big ass logo on the screen that blocks you from doing anything within its vicinity and gatekeeps you from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. (I have literally done everything and the only thing that I have seen work for someone in terms of fixing it was reinstalling THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OPERATING SYSTEM! I have uninstalled and reinstalled, I have found files correlating to the game, I have verified game files, I have opened up the .exe files directly only to get an error, I have left the client up for AN HOUR AND A HALF for NOTHING to happen.) Amazon... You should just stick to giving us a ♥♥♥♥ shopping website with ♥♥♥♥ overpriced benefits.

They're in my walls.
I hear them breathing.
They're watching me.

They're judging me on my anime wallpapers.


OH GOD THEY FOUND MY KNIVES!!!

Reasons on why I think elden ring is a poorly designed game.

1. You fight every single boss like 3 total times in one playthrough.
2. EVERY! SINGLE! BOSS! Has at least 2 AoEs. And no replying saying "It's just how it is." It shouldn't be like that when every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss has at least 2 AoEs.
3. The ending cutscenes such mad ass.
4. I absolutely HATE how invasions and summoning work.
5. AFK farming. What the f*ck.
6. Hit boxes are absolute wack. (Example. I was pvping and a fireball killed me being a mile away, without exploding.)
7. Sorcerers are the most broken thing in existence.
8. Reusing a ton of enemies in areas that they don't even fit in.
9. Malenia.
10. Poise absolutely sucks.
11. Can't smash Melina. (For obvious reasons this is a joke)

GIVE ME MY DARK SOULS 3 SERVERS BACK YOU C*NTS!!!

(Extra edit. The game is way too easy. Make it harder.)

Yeah this is a no for me.

Yes, Indeed

Yes

Why no titans??

A fun way to pass the time, the only way to play the game to its fullest is with mods which isn't bad it's just a pain in the ass.