🎅🎅Merry Christmas You holiday Ho Ho Ho 🎅🎅 Its time to see how much is going under your  🎄🎄 tree 🎄🎄 this year! Will you be packing in a Domnick the 🐎Donkey🐎 Sized 🍆♥♥♥♥ 🍆? Or will all you get be a ghost of Christmas past little 🕯️wick 🕯️?  Let's see how much can be packed into your 🍑rear🍑 🦌dear🦌 ! Will you be 🔴 Rudolph🔴 leading the🛷 slay! 🛷 Or will you just be 🧊 Jack Frost 🧊 for a day?  Let's find out the new old fashion way! Send this you your sluttiest 🤶 Santas 🤶, your 👅 thirstiest 👅 🦌 reindeer 🦌, your thickest ☃️snowmen ☃️:  Get ten 🔟 back and you are going to need a new 🕳️hole 🕳️ next year! Get eight, and you're getting more than just your 🍪 cookies 🍪 ate 🍩 ! Get five 5️⃣ and you'll 🎁 arrive 🥴 by Christmas, get three 3️⃣ and you'll feel get a 🎄 tree 🎄. Less than that, what a sad empty sack 👜!

🦃🥵 Happy Thanksgiving 🥵🦃 it's the time ⏰⏰ for crisp 🥶 leaves 🍂🍂, hot cider 🍎🍎 , and even hotter ♥♥♥♥♥ 👅😻 ! Are you ready to get 😩 stuffed 😩 like 🦃Tom Turkey 🦃 this season? 🏈🏈 To gobble gobble the football teams' balls 🏈🏈this ⛪ blessed ⛪ day? Let's get down on our🛐 knees 🛐for more than a 🤲🤲 Thanksgiving prayer this year 🤲🤲! Send this to your 💦💦sluttiest little Pilgrims💦💦, and naughtiest 🪶🪶Natives🪶🪶, and see if they are 🙏🙏thankful for you🙏🙏! Get none back and you're a jive turkey🪮🪮, get 1 back and you're 😱😱 jerking😱😱 your green 🫘bean🫘 alone, get 3 there's 🍦🍦cream 🍦🍦in your🥧🥧 pie🥧🥧, get 5 and my oh my🍆🍆! Send this to all the people you are thankful for! Have a blessed day!

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

🍂 🍂 It's Fall 🍂 🍂 My foxy 🦊 👗 femboys! So you know what that means! 💵 stacking 💵 fat 🫃 cider 🍺 dough nuts, 🍩 on even fatter ♥♥♥♥♥! 🐓 Let's have a fall fling, ❤️❤️❤️ send this message to your most feminized 🏳️‍⚧️ friends 👯‍♂️ and see who the real queen👑 of autumn is! How many can you stack? 🔢 Get ten to go bobbing 💦 for more than just 🍎 apples! 🍎 Get eight 🎱 to make those knees shake 🪇 , and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👄 gape! 🕳️ Get six and you'll being feeling that ♥♥♥♥ in your appendix 🫀 get three and you're ♥♥♥♥ is too wee! 🤏 🦐 Get two crying boo-hoo 😭 😭 , get one and you're no fun! 😢 Let's get the stacking game started!

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Nyaaaa my N-friends, you've been visited by the Cat Dollar Doos!
We all know cats love the CREAM! So, share this with ten "gangsters" for the dollar dollar bills.
Get ten back you'll be a mac, get 8 you straight, get 5 you'll be fine
But if you get none they'll be dissing your fly girl!
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