Recent reviews by Matty

Game turned me straight frfr

Graphics
You forget what reality is
✓ Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
Don‘t look too long at it

Gameplay
✓ Very good
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't

Audio
✓ SO BEAUTIFUL
Very good
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf

Audience
Kids
✓ Teens
✓ Adults
✓ Grandma

Requirements
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
✓ Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

Game Size
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
✓ Workable
Big
Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

Difficulty
Just press 'W'
Easy
✓ Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult

Grind
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
✓ Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding

Story
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely
✓ It'll replace your life

Game Time
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
Long
✓ To infinity and beyond

Price
It's free!
✓ Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money

Bugs
Never heard of
Minor bugs
✓ Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Fun game but really rough on new players.

Has high potential...

Many games release and they struggle to even keep you going for 10-20 hours. This game i have already reached close to 100 hours combined with xbox and pc. Im amazed. I can arguably say this is one of the first games that will really put the pokemon company in the competition. Yes, has some similarities but it has made its own game with a pokemon feel. For a early access game im amazed and excited to see where things go!

There is yk bugs and performance issues although that is to be expected. Im addicted to say the least.

idc just play the game and have fun.. Grieve PVE and shush

Incredible game! I personally haven't gotten to play it as much as Id like but this game is fun and defiantly established a survival feel. The tons and tons of updates since I purchased defiantly helps me know this game will consistently be adding more and more to do.

For a young game like this I think it has plenty potential ! Compared to the first game theres so much missing and the game feels incomplete. Although, since Ive owned the games several new features have been added allowing for more game play and more fun. I personally think if you want to buy this game and want to play it as mostly completed or completed, I defiantly would say wait till the game has been out for a year or two.

This is a relatively easy game for anyone to pick up. Mostly you will be matched with bots making this game a little bit less fun but overall it *can* be fun.

OUTSTANDING! I originally thought this game would end up being boring or just have no fun moments inside the game. I was entirely wrong! This game has provided one of the best experiences with a Zombie game! The game itself was so hard to start off making it just that much more fun! You will die and have to restart numerous time!!! but dont let that tell you this game sucks... only thing that does suck is how addicted I am to this game.

Outstanding game as expected!!!!

I have been waiting for this game to be released prior to its announcement. I just was hoping for a second game and sure enough... it came true! Now that the game is finally is here I can say I was NOT disappointed! Graphics are outstanding, music is just such a vibe. Perfect all the way around! Can't wait to see how the story ends!