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+rep for having brain stems

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

Female

Age 16-23

Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!)

Willing to do as I as I ask

Have an IQ lower than mine (113)

Have 0 male friends

Cook 3 meals for me a day

Be willing to split to bill on a date

Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)

Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.

Have sex with me as I ask

Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)

Ideally not have a job

Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

dudes mom gets creampied 4 times a day

All this guy does is slug and tunnel in DBD -rep

TWICE