hidden form the feds?

⚠️ Steam user “Kryptonacid69” is reportedly under investigation by the CIA following revelations that he may have ingested purified melonin — a compound so unstable it makes plutonium look like herbal tea. The suspicion arose after his minecraft world began accurately simulating Cold War-era launch trajectories of rockets with suspicious precision, all while livestreaming gameplay from an inflatable bunker hidden form the feds lined with glowsticks and liquid excrement. Authorities remain baffled. To this days it is still unknown wether he is a sisy liberal under disguise or a commie jacinda supporter.

+rep he is schizophrenic

+rep he nohits rain to avoid taking a shower