Babe, I’m breaking up with you. it’s not you, you were poggers. It’s me, I’m omegalul. I’m sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, I’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it’s time to end it, no kappa.

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

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You are at the store shopping, going about your business, getting your favorite food. You see me in the distance, my arm FILLED, with limes. I walk past you and stumble, spilling all of my limes. My face burns bright red as i scramble on the ground fumbling to pick up my limes, but to little avail and continue dropping them. You, being the good soul you are, bend down and assist me. I nervously laugh and say "Sorry, I'm bad at pick up limes."

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I was the freddy my step dad needed to be picked up from PT and my other brother has his car lmao. Sorry for going afk half way through