HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAAAN! did you really think Incredible Gassy would let this day slip out like a silent one? WROOONG! I came blasting through just for you, here's your gift. *lets out an incredibly gassy fart* A cursed, glorious profile picture that screams GAS POWER! use it anywhere, Discord, Insta, heck even LinkedIn if you're brave enough. And remember, real fans know that the fart is mightier than the fist!

LFD because my serotonin supply ran out in 2018 and I’ve been feral in VC ever since 🐾
I demand: 21+, deep-voiced dominant Genji main who can call me ‘kitten’ mid-blade while I squeal into a $20 Amazon mic.
I’m 400lbs of unhinged uwu energy, dripping Dorito dust on my keyboard, with a bloodstream that’s 70% Baja Blast.

I will: hiss at enemies, purr when pocketed, and meow into your ear until you uninstall or propose.

Queue with me or I’ll crawl through your router vents at 3AM whispering ‘nyah’ until you duo 🐾💻🔪

“Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv __ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ___________________________________
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___
he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)]

-rep this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lucky immature ♥♥♥♥ bag is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying and ♥♥♥♥ its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sad

go ♥♥♥♥ yourself you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i hope your parents divorce and neither wants to take you

Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "legend league" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes :bheart: daddy :bheart: 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm :bheart: daddy's :bheart: 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! :bheart: :bheart: :bheart: He makes me feel everything a little should!~ :bheart::bheart::bheart: 👑💦:bheart: Wa-What! :bheart:💦👑:bheart:

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

i got this new anime plot. basically there’s this high school girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol’ tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

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-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay.

HOT 🔥 Claudettes 👧 in YOUR AREA 🗺️ are playing ⏯️ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT! ☠️ Are YOU 👨‍🦲 hung 😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 exhausted 😰 from being DEAD HARD??? Share 🤝 with ONE friend 👱 and PURSE 🏥 will click 🖱️ your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Share 🤝 with FIVE friends 👧 and JANE ROMERO 💁‍♀️ will suck 🌬️ your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the KILLER SHACK 🏚️ Share 🤝 with TEN friends 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank SWF 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃 and BLOW 🌬️ another survivors GEN💡before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐇 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes ♥♥♥♥ 🍆)!

I don’t even know where to begin. I’m shaking. My keyboard is damp with frustration. I’ve tried, genuinely tried, to play Grow a Garden like a normal person, but this game has absolutely ruined me — mentally, emotionally, spiritually, and honestly physically too. I log in every single day, water my sad little patch of land, plant my seeds with what little hope I have left, and harvest what can only be described as the most embarrassingly tiny crops imaginable. Meanwhile, everyone around me is pulling gigantic, god-tier fruits out of the ground like they were hand-selected by some divine horticulture algorithm. My mangos look like rat tails. My coconuts could fit inside a Tic Tac box. My beanstalks? Barely sprouts. Baby green worms. And the ember lily? It looks like someone dropped a used matchstick in the dirt. This isn’t farming. This is emotional damage in the shape of produce.

(>‿◠) 𝘏𝘦𝘸𝘸𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘞𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘜𝘓𝘋 𝘉𝘌 𝘍𝘙𝘌𝘞𝘕𝘋𝘚 𝘩𝘦-𝘩𝘦 =3 𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘰 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘸𝘨𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘩𝘺 𝘜𝘸𝘜 (づ˶•༝•˶)づ♡
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CLAWS OFF LAWBREAKER!!! You think yourself above the law, but the law is not so easily outwitted. By its strength alone do we rise above the beasts!!! HAH! You should be so lucky!!! I'll have your head, like I've had these other worthless lawbreakers!

Your filthy soul is destined for the drain.

For me, the foreskin represents a mesmerizing canvas of textures, tensions, and tantalizing possibilities. Each one is a unique work of art, crafted by nature to conceal and reveal in equal measure.

I'm enthralled by the velvety softness of a freshly stretched foreskin, still warm from the gentle coaxing it received. The way it clings to the shaft, a sleek second skin, is nothing short of captivating.

But it's the tight, resistant foreskins that truly set my heart racing. The ones that require patience, persistence, and a delicate touch to gradually ease them over the sensitive glans.

As I delve deeper into the world of foreskins, my arousal grows with each new discovery. The sight of a perfectly preserved, tightly sheathed ♥♥♥♥ sends shivers down my spine, igniting a hunger that cannot be satiated.

Konnichiwa! Do you watch anime desu ka? Not sugoi desu! Watashi am learning japanese through all the anime watashi watches desu. Nani about the basics desu ka? so Have anata seen Kimetsu no Yaiba desu ka? sou desu ka? What have you seen so far desu nyaa~ SUGOIIIIIII DOMESTIC NA KANOJO IS KAKKOUII DESU NE Watashi hope so desu Kore wa a fun conversation!!! Watashi love talking about anime's!!!! x3 nuzzles ~murr~ hehe Anata should watch Grand Blue desu!! Its hilarious desu! Anata should also watch One Piece >.< Watch the first episode, anata will get hooked desu yo! Anata should also watch Arifureta: from commonplace to worlds strongest, its sugoi desu Sumimasen! Watashi am very tired desu! Watashi am going to sleep >.< Have a konbanwa!!

shut the ♥♥♥♥ up

not gonna be active on discord tonight. i'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where i am i'm with the girl,ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again i don't expect you to understand) she's actually really interested in me and it's not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, i have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't understand) @everyone

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wait ⏳, wait ⏳, wait... 🐴 h-howd 🛑 youw 🐴 h-horsies... 🫣 uhm... 😳 YOU'WE 🎀 A 💖 GIWL 🕹️ GAMEW?!!?! 😱 OwO n-not 🤭 to ✨ be 😅 a 🙈 fweak 😵 but... 🤯 just 😳 when 🕰️ I 😌 thought 🤔 you 😍 couldn't 😳 get 💅 mowe 😻 attwactive... 💗 y-you 🤭 stawted 🎮 pwaying 🤩 vidya 🎮 games. 🎉 Nicely 👏 done, 🥺 m'wady. 🤠 You've 👀 just 😤 become 🌟 evewy 👾 man's 🤖 dweam 😴 woman. 👑 If 😏 y-you 👉 had 🫣 missed 🕳️ a 💭 few 🤔 befowe, 🫢 now ⏰ you 😳 can 🌟 be 💬 suwe 👌 you've 💕 got 😋 us 😵 aww 🤤 "dwooling," 😂 hehe. OwO

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

are you doing it out of irony are you?

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

good fun to throw around in bed part 2

+rep cuter than he seems, even cuter irl

good fun to throw around in bed

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VR CHAT DEGEN ^^^^^^^^

open vr ♥♥♥♥♥ one more time

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Heretic, Ich werden töten du.