yoo bro, add me! :)

Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

Hvad i helvede sagde du lige om mig, din usle tæve? Jeg skal sige dig, at jeg dimitterede fra min klasse i Frømandskorpset med allerhøjeste anmærkning, og at jeg har været involveret i adskillige hemmelige togter mod Sverige og har over 300 bekræftede drab. Jeg er trænet i gorillakrigsførelse, og jeg er den bedste snigskytte i hele Forsvaret. I mine øjne er du blot endnu en skydeskive. Jeg vil tvære dig ud med på denne jord hidtil uset nøjagtighed, mærk dig mine satans ord. Tror du, at du kan slippe afsted med at sige sådan noget pis til mig på internettet? Så tro om, spasser. I skrivende stund kontakter jeg mit hemmelige spionnetværk rundt over hele Danmark, og din IP spores lige nu, så du må hellere berede dig på uvejr, mide. Det uvejr, som fuldstændig tilintetgør den sølle lille sag, du kalder et liv. Du er kraftedeme død, knægt.

signed af oliver fra DK

Signed af din onkel
Kan du snart komme over igen? Husk glidecremen!

signed by me

Signed af Krogfar
<3 :D <3 :D <3 :D

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♥𝙖𝙙𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚♥

good game + REP

yes, you can run away by ignoring my friend request OR, better yet, you can accept it, take 5 minutes to play an aim map against me (whenever you aren't busy, not necessarily right now), and prove how much of a pathetic and scrub player am I. More than worth it, don't you think? Consider it an early Christmas present.

I can't see a reasonable reason why wouldn't go with the latter, do you?

I'm not a kid who challenges players to a 1V1 match, but then again, up until this match with you, I haven't been told I have such terrible aim (on the contrary, I've been told the opposite, but who am I to speak? I'm just a blubbering monkey you are about to discipline. Hopefully).

I will not bother you with further friend requests, if you decline it again, I'll just assume you're a pathetic coward who cannot stand behind his words (in all honesty - no offense, but again - I can't see any other reason you'd decline), and leave you be.

Helt ærligt, købte du kontoen på faceit? Lånt den af nogen? Har du nogen form for sygdom, såsom downs? Eller plejer du at tage stoffer, før du spiller? For hvis du bliver kigget på, når du spiller, ser det ud til, at du ikke kan skelne mellem venstre & højre eller kan tælle længere end 3.. Din kognitive evne ser heller ikke ud til at være mere udviklet end hos et spædbarn. Lidt nysgerrig bare, at du på egen hånd formår at tabe en kamp til 4 andre, der arbejdede i omkring 50 minutter for at bære din elendighed

Signed af Jhook
MINECRAFT N' CHILL?

eco frags er ligesom snickers, det gør bare en glad.

g0ssipgamer44

Y'know, you're really cute. Everytime I see you, I feel like my world lights up like a 1970s disco. You're the "Stayin' Alive" to my Bee Gees. I love how you look and you're an overall amazing person that I'd love to get to know more about. Maybe we could hang out sometime, because I genuinely think you're really cute and amazing. Thank you for being you. You light up my life, and everything is just so much better when you're around. Keep being yourself, your absolutely fantastic self, and I'll see you around, cutie-pie ❤️

signed by me, lets play csgo :)

avoid this guy at all costs

T R A S H "player" sug kuk bajsbarn

:D

get it

Signed af JHook
LAN snart??

hej kan jeg trade for din Bajonet (★) | Doppler har sendt venne anmoding

signed by me, lets play csgo

Maloy24‎ : good luck to live the winter without gas

I think you should also include your nipple radius and your belly button depth in your bio

cancer for ur all family f u c k i n g s h i t player

accept on gamerpay?

hay i want to buy i knife from you at gamerpay, can you add me on steam?

Pas på den knald røde gummibåd
For det' en gummibåd, der' noget for sig
Pas på den knald røde gummibåd
For det' en gummibåd kun for ham og mig
Signed af emili0cs

Du er Pinvigs bedste ven

added for m9 doppler skriv pb

accept offer from gamerpay

+rep irl friend of a most fat fack in denmark, sorry for him aswell

Hey, I would buy your gloves on gamerpay if you can lower a bit. add me if interested

noob with hack

signed af forsty

dig dejlige dreng (hved ikke hvad jeg skal skive)

cyka idi ? ?? mens ) why u chiter

signed igen af jhook
Min tisser er blevet større. Hvad med din? kh

Christoffer Nordjylland, Denmark

gå online

signed af jhook med en lillebitte diller<3

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

Klooby, Fredagsbanger ftw, kæmpe maskine, tak for supporten mucho grande danke min ven <3 - Signed by Koldesportministeren <3

Signed af postmanden
Hils din mor

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

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hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

have an offer for ya, added mate.

can you add me?

liever stout dan een kleine piemel x