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Mmmph!~ *gently picks you up and stares at bluntly, while giving a gentle nuzzle to your face before opening my maw wide and gulping you down straight into my gullet* Mmmph~ Such an innocent snack you were~ I just couldn't help myself... Sorry hun, you were simply delcious~ Now you can enjoy the rest of your life from inside of my wibbly giggly gut until you become one with me as pure♥♥♥♥♥and♥♥♥♥♥fat~ ;3

You will thicken me up great~

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Ok so I am ultimately PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW because my STUPID INSENSITIVE BIGOT OF A SCIENCE TEACHER WON'T COVER THE SKELETON IN OUR CLASSROOM!!!! ive told him THOUSANDS of TIMES that i have severe anxiety from sans and ive actually developed ptsd from the sans fight and i have to carry around an inhaler everywhere i go now because when i see bones or the color blue i start hyperventilating because of panic then if i don't take my inhaler it turns into a ptsd episode and i already had to be sent home 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE SKELETON IN MY SCIENCE CLASS TRIGGERED ME!!!!! AND HE WON'T COVER IT!!!!!!!!!

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Imagine driving on the highway, you look down and see a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ snake coming atcha from under the steering wheel! You freak ♥♥♥♥ and start swirving like wild before you realize that the snake is here to cause no ill will. She is friend, not foe. Her intent is not to harm. She has something much more sinister planned. She winks at you before unzipping your pants and sliding them down to your ankles. She opens wide and takes your ♥♥♥♥ deep down her throat and into the pit of her stomach. She bobs. Up, down, up, down. You clench the steering wheel tightly, ready to explode. You ♥♥♥ so hard you shoot the snake clean off of your ♥♥♥♥ where she smashes on the windshield, coating it in a thin, translucent layer of ♥♥♥ and snake guts. She loved you intensely, if only for a brief moment. But now the moment has passed and you got a pile of ♥♥♥ and guts to clean.

I'd like to take a moment to apologize to everyone for turning the comments into such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This reminds me of the time I adopted a dog from a shelter before realizing what sort of responsibilities that entailed. I named him Pogo because he was always jumping up and down, and also because when I got sick of feeding him I just tied him up to a pogo stick and sent him bouncing down my hill into traffic.

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg( •ω• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(＾ワ＾) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

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OOPSIE WOOPSIE
I MADE A ♥♥♥♥♥ WUCKY
A LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥ BOINGO
THE CODE MONKIES AT OUR HEADQUARTERS ARE WORKING VERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD TO FIX THIS

i wemember when my famiwee convewted to jewdaism an i had 2 get my ciwcumcision at wike 13 i was so vewee newvous, but de wabbi said it would be ok and well i guess his paw swipped because he wooked at me and said "OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We make a ♥♥♥♥♥ wucky!! A wittle ♥♥♥♥♥ boingo! The code monkeys at our headquarters are working VEWY HAWD to fix this!" and i wooked down and my ♥♥♥♥ was totawee cut off!!! its ok dough i now wive as a cutie wittle ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ femfox and i am happy i have a howsie boyfriend dat has enough ♥♥♥♥ 4 da bof of us owo

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I never really understood what the deal with this whole 'Islam' thing was, but Garfield Kart has really enlightened me. I didn't really expect Garfield Kart to be a learning tool for devout Muslisms, I was under the impression it was a JRPG of sorts, but my misconception only left me happily surprised. This game delivers a strong narrative that rocked me to my core, and gave me an insight into the Islamic religion that you could only find in the Quran itself. I am happy to say I am now a follower of the one true prophet Muhammad and give my life to Allah the one true god. Thank you Garfield Kart, I owe my life to you.

te mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bite your face off and shove it up your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mommy's boy now shut your mouth and ♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You know something you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Birmingham, Smethwick, you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bic-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FACE OFF. I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIG MAN YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEGS! YOU LITTLE PRICK! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SAYING?!

♥♥♥♥♂YOU

Dear Wendy's,

I ordered small fries on November 23rd 2011 that cost me $2 total, and while I enjoyed them then, I reflected back on it today and I realized I was not satisfied at all. I went back in time in deep thought to the exact moment I consumed them, and my flashback recalls the fries being too salty. This is completely unacceptable from a corporate standpoint.

I have the receipt and everything, don’t worry. And if you refuse to refund me, I will pursue further legal action, possibly even court. My brother is a lawyer. Also, my uncle is an executive for your french fry supplier and he WILL get to the bottom of this if you choose to ignore me. I do not ♥♥♥♥ around, and you have been warned.

I would greatly appreciate a refund of $2 for this payment I made 6 years ago. You can pay-pal me the money at hotwheels239@hotmail.co.uk

Thanks, hotwheels239

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