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Randy Fragmyle 30 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14pm 
It definitely was not what I expected. I had the pre-conceived notion that this would be like drinking actual turkey gravy, complete with greasy blobs and bits of turkey meat floating inside. I did not expect to see a brownish liquid that did have a distinct "fruit", so to speak, of fresh-baked turkey. I was careful when taking that first drink...it was actually a small sip, so I could judge the flavor. It was a mix of savory and sweet...something most sodas don't have. Then again, when, if ever, do you drink a primarily-salty drink? I don't like to waste anything, so it was a HUGE struggle to finish the entire bottle. I had to stretch it out over a few days just to drink the one I opened. I still have five bottles of the six-pack I ordered...those will be going to friends who may have heard of the Turkey Gravy Soda. As the title of this review says, I got this, just to say, "Yeah, I tried it!"
Deressi 26 Apr, 2021 @ 5:34pm 
Cone was the 20th hijacker
☆【ΣLITΣ】DaBigDripDaddy 3 Dec, 2019 @ 9:50am 
++REP Kool dude
☆【ΣLITΣ】DaBigDripDaddy 17 Nov, 2019 @ 3:32pm 
wtf
Deressi 30 Jan, 2018 @ 7:42pm 
WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥
Deressi 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:36pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks.
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Deressi 24 Mar, 2017 @ 2:11pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Staberman 24 Feb, 2017 @ 5:56pm 
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POST THIS WINDMILL IN 5 OTHER PROFILES TO KEEP STEAM PROPERLY AIR CONDITIONED
Deressi 17 Feb, 2017 @ 12:33pm 
give me the succ
Staberman 4 Apr, 2016 @ 8:42pm 
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You have been visited by the Great Wall of Trump
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Deressi 4 Apr, 2016 @ 7:21pm 
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Staberman 31 Dec, 2015 @ 9:04pm 
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Pinecone 16 Nov, 2015 @ 8:09pm 
"My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because Kickstomp gave me cancer anyway."
- Deressi, 2015
stopped me from cutting
never forget
Deressi 29 Oct, 2015 @ 2:37pm 
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Aluras 14 Oct, 2015 @ 8:41pm 
Hey, how are you?
I've got a story to tell you...

Deressi is tilted.
Staberman 28 Jun, 2015 @ 8:21am 
Have a great weekend Supertrent!:happy_creep:
Deressi 24 Jun, 2015 @ 12:00pm 
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because Kickstomp gave me cancer anyway.
Deressi 5 Jun, 2015 @ 12:17pm 
-rep is a dog
Deressi 24 Apr, 2015 @ 9:53pm 
what is love
baby dont hurt me
dont hurt me
no more