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McChicken 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:59pm

If kes has a million fans, then I am one of them. If kes has ten fans, then I am one of them. If kes has only one fan then that is me. If kes has no fans, then that means I am no longer alive

queenlolo 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:49am

my favorite weeb

McChicken 17 Apr, 2022 @ 11:42pm

mom

queenlolo 17 Mar, 2022 @ 3:38pm

mom

McChicken 18 Feb, 2022 @ 11:38pm

my name jeffina

jakey 10 Feb, 2022 @ 5:57pm

my name jeff

McChicken 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:25am

best mom ever 🥺❤️

McChicken 27 Jan, 2022 @ 11:28pm

adopt me plz

McChicken 15 Oct, 2020 @ 11:14pm

best butt buddy imo

Kestastic 1 Oct, 2020 @ 7:46pm

@nokk lmao

McChicken 1 Oct, 2020 @ 7:43pm

Let's cut to the chase. I'll pay you $50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 buckaroos to step on my testicles. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume to your regular schedule is about 1 second if you are skilled at the job. If you do the math that is a profit equivalent to $3600 an hour. I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated but i can asure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with $50. Alot of people would take that $50 and use it to buy some sort of goods but instead i like to invest that $50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls, hence this conversation. This is a limited time offer and if you don't want to be of service then i will go recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP, these balls won't step on themselves.

McChicken 3 Sep, 2020 @ 11:41am

kest potato head