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9 people found this review helpful
5.5 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
In the game you steal from banks
In real life Deep Silver steals from you
£15/heist for a full priced game that came with like 5 good god
Posted 13 December, 2023.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
69.4 hrs on record (35.4 hrs at review time)
Don't pay for this game
The bourgeoisie are not human
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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1,411.9 hrs on record (1,007.0 hrs at review time)
It's like minecraft with guns
Posted 19 May, 2022.
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0.6 hrs on record
Game doesn't support multiplayer, unless you've created an online profile for it in the past they're not giving you the option.
Don't buy if you want to play it online, you cannot.
Posted 14 May, 2022.
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47.8 hrs on record (46.5 hrs at review time)
by far the worst metal gear game, including the pachinko machines,
don't believe the hype, ghost recon breakpoint is better than this garbage
Posted 17 February, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
165.1 hrs on record (60.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Any naysayers that complained about a lack of updates weren't reading the devlogs. Just buy the game and trust the devs to continue making it.
Posted 18 November, 2021.
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26.0 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
Monty Python's wit
With a canadian fit
A true Rogue-like
makes me feel like a tit

But don't let that stop you from entering the dungeon
as plenty enemies await to be lunged on
or stabbed, bitten, vaporised and parried
there's a myriad of ways for destruction to be carried, out

That's not all! It's also got like, loads of cool equipment, a satisfying bundle of activities to carry out while you delve just one more level nearer the dreadful Dredmor.
Posted 31 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
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16.5 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)
A video game so thoroughly Lovecraftian
with an artstyle so tastefully bohemian
but though I might seem like a contrarian
I do think it's a bit too difficult if I'm perfectly honest, like, I've played this game for 15 hours and haven't gotten very far.
I know it's a roguelike but compared to Dungeons of Dredmor it's demonic.
Maybe I'm just dumb.
civilian
Posted 31 March, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
123.0 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
This game let me overthrow a bunch of patriarchal, racist religious zealots and install a government that accepts my people (robots and cute alien bois) on the back of slave labour, cannibalism and peeling the flesh off our enemies.
Posted 10 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
It's like PUGB but you get shoved immediately into a city with no real choice of placement on the map which results in a quick and unsatisfying death due to the high amount of players put into one place
Posted 8 July, 2017.
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