tell manny i said hi

I will destroy you

Opened a Fulani Restaurant in a largely Igbo neighborhood, real fking Lagos legend

THIS GUY IS ANTIFA SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UN-FRIENDED NOOB BITC

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

i'll break my spine in half and bend myself over to suck my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ over a sawhorse if this is insurmountable. what a ♥♥♥♥ ass excuse

OI ♥♥♥♥,
If ya wanna be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRUE BLUE AUSSIE ♥♥♥♥, you gotta shoot a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ roo and castrate that ♥♥♥♥♥♥. TAKE HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ BALL SACK AS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRIZE, ♥♥♥♥.

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what that 'roo ♥♥♥♥ do?

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You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

🅱ONELESS PIZZA

Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................................................................................

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Long ago in an ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) land , I , EXTRA THICC the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) master of darkness unleashed an ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) evil , but a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) samurai warrior weilding an ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) blow was struck , I tore open a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) portal in time and flung him into the future where my ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Now the fool is trying to return to the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) past to undo the future that is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

"mommy, why is cousin diamond named that?" because your auntie loves diamonds "What about me" That's enough questions for today jewish settlements

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Honestly ♥♥♥♥ all of you. Congratulations you can travel back in time 5 months to compare my contradiction in views. You are unable to make an argument against me so you simply go "XDDDD YOU BELIEVED SOMETHING ELSE HALF A YEAR A GO AHAHAH" seriously inject peroxide into your aorta

Honestly ♥♥♥♥ all of you. Congratulations you can travel back in time 5 months to compare my contradiction in views. You are unable to make an argument against me so you simply go "XDDDD YOU BELIEVED SOMETHING ELSE HALF A YEAR A GO AHAHAH" seriously inject peroxide into your aorta

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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POST THIS IN ANOTHER THREAD OR THE PEACE TRUCK WILL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY!

WHAT IS UP MY STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? MY BAN HAS BEEN LIFTED AND NOW I RETURN WITH THE INFAMOUS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!! ALLAHU AKBAR

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!! ALLAHU AKBAR

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leaf

LEt me TELL YOU A STorY FAMM

SO I was walking my dingo down to maccas to go get me a maccas brekky, but I was rudely stopped by an emu-riding koala who just ate a walabies genitals. I turned around and a funnel web spider bit my ballsack, but i am aussie so it is okay. I continue walking down to maccas cause i want me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maccas brekky when I saw tony abbot sitting in some bungie smugglers. I walked up to him, my dingo has a baby in its mouth, and I slap him with my penis.

Then I go get maccas brekky.

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!! ALLAHU AKBAR

Let me grab your pu$$y ( ͡$ ͜ʖ ͡$)

Men disgust me. I’m a lesbian and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not show you my tits. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell another woman to get naked, you dogs might see women as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a woman just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better.’

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by a man. Actually, I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy suspended from my work for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coffee every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the coffee.

I weep for a world without men, a paradise. Without men there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

I sexually identify as a kendo practitioner. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of cutting down my enemies and leaving them lying in a pool of blood. People say that homocide is banned in the 21st century, and that I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don't care, I'm a samurai. I'm learning the way of the sword, running naked and swimming through icy rivers, and meditating 25 hours a day. From now on I want you guys to call me shogun-sama and respect my right to land men strikes on your head. If you can't accept me, you are a filthy gaijin and need to check your honoraburu privilege. どもありがとうございます

This is in like 4 Comments so pls read.

An old man walked up to a 12-year-old boy. He tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, little boy, you want some... Sex?". The boy stopped in his tracks and slowly turned around on the spot. He stared into the old man's eyes, into his soul.

"Bush did 9/11", the boy said quietly. "Bush did 9/11." The boy began to repeat it over and over, getting louder as he did. "Bush did 9/11." The old man was confused. The boy began to approach him slowly, forcing the old man to start walking backwards away from the boy. "Bush did 9/11," the boy was practically yelling it now.

The old man's back hit a wall, stopping him in his tracks. He was distraught, licking his lips furiously as he thought about what to do. The boy stood in front of him when suddenly George W. Bush jumps out of the bush.

"ALLAHU AKBAR!" He screamed constantly, being cut short by the sounds of choking as a passer-by, stuck their ♥♥♥♥ in his mouth. The old man turned back to the young boy, who was unzipping his pants.

"Bush. Did. 9/11," the boy said slowly as he whipped out his massive, 10-inch ♥♥♥♥. All of a sudden a 6-year-old girl began running towards the 12 year old boy.

"ROMEO, OOOH ROMEO!!!! WHERE ART THOU ROMEO?" she screams, waving her hands around like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. She runs up and grabs the boy's arm, sticking it down her shirt as she does. "OH ROMEO, WHO IS THIS MAN?" she continues to scream. The boy turns to her, squeezes her massive Z-cup breasts, because this is anime, and pushes her away by her face, sending her flying into the bush that George W. Bush came out of.

"DRAW THY SWORD, IF THOUST A MAN!" he yells in the old man's face, slapping his enormous penis in his face as he does. The old man looks at him with sadness in his eyes as he lifts his robe, revealing the old man is actually an old woman who looks disturbingly like an old man - she has the moustache and everything. All of a sudden the old man-woman-thing is groaning in pain, arched back and floating in the air as the young boy ♥♥♥♥♥ her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ through a 4th dimensional portal, still standing in front of her. He was destroying her anus. All of a sudden the old woman blows up, her entrails splayed everywhere, and the young 6-year-old girl now rests upon the young boy's ♥♥♥♥. She screams as his ♥♥♥♥ literally comes out of her mouth.

All of a sudden John Madden comes along with a mini-gun and shreds everyone to pieces with 46 rounds per second.

"I WANNA GO TO THE MOOOOOON!" he screams with pleasure as blood covers the walls. Combustion then suddenly takes place in his feet and he begins to fly toward space like a rocket, suddenly wearing an astronaut suit and saluting.

THE END.

I'm probably gonna get banned from Steam for posting this.

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