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Paul Allen's Card 6 May, 2019 @ 5:31pm 
Brudda, back in the dream time, we didn't have Steam and games. We just hunted the flying rainbow snake with boomerangs while we played the song of my people on the didgeridoo.
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Feo 12 Apr, 2018 @ 6:16am 
If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.
Paul Allen's Card 7 Mar, 2018 @ 4:04pm 
Just let guardian know what he's done is illegal and the police can get involved as I have screenshots saying he'll return the items. Thanks
Please let him know I'm going to the police station as well if he hasn't sent me a trade offer with my skins by the time i finish work
yrret 5 Mar, 2018 @ 11:41pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skill
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Movement
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yrret 8 Feb, 2018 @ 1:44am 
This guy is one of THE most toxic players that i have come accross in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking history. Not only did he insult my Ethnicity, but he had the audacity to insult my play style and my life choices. My experience was RUINED because of this. We dont need people like this joining our competitive matches and making us feel like we are bad people when in all truth, HE is the bad person. Negative rep and score for you swine!!!
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musicman♿☁( 31 Jan, 2018 @ 2:55am 
OI ♥♥♥♥ WHY STEALING PPLS DP FOR?!?
Paul Allen's Card 6 Nov, 2017 @ 12:07am 
A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.

One day she decided to kill herself. Beca...use..................... even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
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Paul Allen's Card 23 Aug, 2017 @ 9:42pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%. SUCCESS! ♥♥♥♥ you. You mean nothing to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!
Paul Allen's Card 8 Aug, 2017 @ 5:27am 
This guy is one of THE most toxic players that i have come accross in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive matchmaking history. Not only did he insult my Ethnicity, but he had the audacity to insult my play style and my life choices. My experience was RUINED because of this. We dont need people like this joining our competitive matches and making us feel like we are bad people when in all truth, HE is the bad person. Negative rep and score for you swine!!!
Slippery Gypsy 23 Jul, 2017 @ 3:56am 
Sir David Frederick Attenborough was born on the 8th of May, 1926. He is best known for writing and presenting the nine Life series, in conjunction with the BBC Natural History Unit, which collectively form a comprehensive survey of animal and plant life on the planet. He is also a former senior manager at the BBC, having served as controller of BBC Two and director of programming for BBC Television in the 1960s and 1970s. He is the only person to have won BAFTAs for programmes in each of black and white, colour, HD, and 3D.

Attenborough is widely considered a national treasure in Britain, although he himself does not like the term. In 2002 he was named among the 100 Greatest Britons following a UK-wide poll for the BBC. He is the younger brother of the late director, producer and actor Richard Attenborough, and older brother of the late motor executive John Attenborough.
Paul Allen's Card 22 Jul, 2017 @ 9:01pm 
Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)
Slippery Gypsy 10 Jun, 2017 @ 11:35pm 
THAT AWKWARD FEELING
Has anyone had that awkward feeling when your jackin it while watching a porn video and a good part is coming up, so you raise the tempo to get you there faster, but the part of the video doesn't come in time with your orgasm, so you let go to 'cooldown' but end up orgasming anyway and get an extremely awkward and unsatisfying finish?

Then to make the situation better, your mum walks in with the rest of the family visiting from inter state and your streaming the porn to the lounge room TV and its of an 'unconventional' category, so they are both shocked at the site of you masterbating with ham and a snorkel, and at the grotesque pornography displayed on the TV.

Anyone?
Slippery Gypsy 3 May, 2017 @ 2:17am 
OMG!!!! Are you the real Mimi?????
Paul Allen's Card 6 Apr, 2017 @ 2:54am 
wow so bad man, wasnt even trying kiddo. get over urself u ♥♥♥♥♥ mong
A Q-Tip 23 Mar, 2017 @ 9:54pm 
ur ♥♥♥♥
A Q-Tip 23 Mar, 2017 @ 9:54pm 
were actually trying now
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Potato N Gravy 14 Dec, 2014 @ 1:23am 
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