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Please stop notifying me that you are going to masturbate.
I'm not sure why a grown "hetero" man is telling another grown man this but it's unbecoming and frankly gross. I don't know if you're expecting a high-five or something (especially not with where your hand has been).
I honestly shouldn't have to tell you this but it needs to stop. If you message me with this again I can only offer two warnings before I discontinue contact completely.

Please stop notifying me that you are going to masturbate.
I'm not sure why a grown "hetero" man is telling another grown man this but it's unbecoming and frankly gross. I don't know if you're expecting a high-five or something (especially not with where your hand has been).
I honestly shouldn't have to tell you this but it needs to stop. If you message me with this again I can only offer two warnings before I discontinue contact completely.

Please stop notifying me that you are going to masturbate.
I'm not sure why a grown "hetero" man is telling another grown man this but it's unbecoming and frankly gross. I don't know if you're expecting a high-five or something (especially not with where your hand has been).
I honestly shouldn't have to tell you this but it needs to stop. If you message me with this again I can only offer two warnings before I discontinue contact completely.

Please stop notifying me that you are going to masturbate.
I'm not sure why a grown "hetero" man is telling another grown man this but it's unbecoming and frankly gross. I don't know if you're expecting a high-five or something (especially not with where your hand has been).
I honestly shouldn't have to tell you this but it needs to stop. If you message me with this again I can only offer two warnings before I discontinue contact completel

Please stop notifying me that you are going to masturbate.
I'm not sure why a grown "hetero" man is telling another grown man this but it's unbecoming and frankly gross. I don't know if you're expecting a high-five or something (especially not with where your hand has been).
I honestly shouldn't have to tell you this but it needs to stop. If you message me with this again I can only offer two warnings before I discontinue contact completely.

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I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.
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We all know where you've been, you military fairy!
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The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, oooh-hoooo!