drag queen storytime

whenever one of my rat brained Friends pops off at me in the comment section, it is my god giving duty to give them the ""RED ASS"" philosophy which means to slap their ass with my fists until it is red

it is the honor of my life to protect this house from lowlifes who seek to commit the ""Gateway Crime"" of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my page off before evolving into wors crimes like "killer" unless i put a stop to it here and frankly i dont care who you are soon or later you will get a visit from the police man

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you what. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 JEWIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE SCHLOMOS
WE JEW TOGETHER
WE GET HOLOCAUSTED TOGETHER
Send this SHEKEL to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6,000,000 your A TRUE SCHLOMO

retweet this blogpost to be blessed by are tone

-rep retarded emo

Not cool my dude

+rep i hit his dog with my car

/per killed me with gorilla warfare

thank you big popper

+rep has seen chief

Don't act so cocky. I know what you did. You murdered her. And then you went back, because you regretted it.

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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

☪ You say Lady Gaga, I say Allah
☪ You say Miley Cyrus, I say Allah
☪ You say T-Pain, I say Allah
☪ You say Eminem, I say Allah
☪ You say Jonas Brother, I say Allah
☪ 92% of teens have turned to western degeneracy. If you are part of the 8% that still upholds the path of Islam, copy and paste this message to 5 other walls. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ISLAM DIE!!!!!

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fraser
a wizard gave you eyes of laser
ur moustache ill pap
with that fedora as your cap
ur rhymes are memes
ur eyes shoot beams
for u are fraser
who is more than he seems

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+rep soon to be arrested

-rep got his dad to punch me

-rep headbutted me

+rep

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE\

treflex y u do dis

Fræser Elephant ve hev reson to blive dad jew heew anul vorts

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Whoa whoa calm it lads eh?

YEH WELL I TRAINED WITH THE CUDETS AND IM RERRY PPRPRO AT SH00TING GUNNES

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid.

*Calum... And you know I didn't ♥♥♥♥ that kettle...

Hello Callum Kettle ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Hello Phillip Romberg

Hello Fraser Oliphant

Who are you and where is my daughter. I am Liam Neeson.

Awww shuwt uwp ywou fugget

Cheeky ♥♥♥♥

:)

WELL DONE YOU ARE NO LONGER DEAD TO ME

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lol

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