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\二つ加我兄弟
💗 * 👑 * 🐛 * 🚘 * 💄 * 👃 * 💙 * 🌳 * 📗 * 🐠 * 🕺 * 👳 * 📀 * 🚙 * 🌏 * 🎈
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car.
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says.
"Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
ㅤ* So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness".
ㅤ* There's only one thing worse than feeling inferior, and that's being able to prove it.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*
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Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!
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