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Recent reviews by KodeE

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0.3 hrs on record
Roses are reddish

Violets are blueish

If everyone ate bacon

No one would be Jewish
Posted 1 February, 2024.
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33.9 hrs on record (33.3 hrs at review time)
roses are red
violets are black
you'd look at lot better
with my ♥♥♥♥ in your crack.
Posted 1 February, 2024.
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1.6 hrs on record
Look there, dear, I see a duck

Now that we saw it, may we ♥♥♥♥?
Posted 1 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
9.5 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Captain Cook done a poop

Behind the kitchen door

The monkey asked to lick his arse

And didn't come back for more.
Posted 1 February, 2024.
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74.2 hrs on record (48.0 hrs at review time)
Roses are red

Violets are blue

Poems are hard

...so am I
Posted 1 February, 2024.
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3.7 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Get laid. Get paid. Gatorade.
Posted 1 February, 2024.
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48.1 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There was a young lady from Ealing

who had a peculiar feeling

She lay on her back

and opened her crack

and p i s s e d all over the ceiling
Posted 2 March, 2023. Last edited 12 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
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7.3 hrs on record
There was a young lawyer named Rex

Whose tool was too small to have sex

When charged with exposure

He said with composure

"De minimis non curat lex!"
Posted 23 November, 2022. Last edited 12 March, 2023.
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25.4 hrs on record (23.2 hrs at review time)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Get in the van
Posted 20 February, 2022. Last edited 1 February, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
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170.6 hrs on record (18.6 hrs at review time)
Here I sit all broken hearted

Came to s h i t and only farted

Later on I took a chance

Tried to fart and s h i t my pants
Posted 10 February, 2022. Last edited 23 May, 2023.
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