SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

that's totally a boomer thing to say smh

I'm sorry shanks but would you like a shank??

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

"I don't break the law haha" what a normal and non sus thing to say. Sidenote: J DA BRAT is litterally a boomer

i don't break the law haha

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I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here.

I dont think anyone on this planet can compete with the ammount of aura statsu has racked up in the last 2 years

cakcel ca cancel? cacakel I CAN'T TYPE WHY-- do you genuinely slap your knee? since when did this stats guy say anything funny anyways

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me @ all your jokes: tHAtS a kNEe sLapPeR

no, please stop sending me flowers, creep

are you a girl?

i think houdini got an unfair rep on this comment section since i definitely touch more young boys, anyways you guys wanna see my LEGO collection? :3

*rage quits after 10 mintues*

statsu invited you to watch their broadcast of Fights with muscular body builders in Tight Spaces

Alphamaxxed-Finance-Bro-God-Emperor-Gigachad benching 300 at Equinox in Soho

knowing how to minimize a window is a pretty low bar for tech support

You will never beat the tech support allegations

CRIIIIMEEE, IT'S THE WAYY I FLYYY TOOO YOOOOOOUUUU (snaake eaaater)
I'M STILL IN A DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE EEEAETTTTTTTTUUUUTUTUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR
I'M STIIIIIIL INNNNN AA DREEEEEAAAM SNAAAAAKE EEEATTTEEER (snaaake eater)

SHAOLIN SHAODWBOXING AND THE WUTANG SWORDSTYLE.. IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE..?!

You bettah stahp askin' questions you don't want the answers to buddy. I run this joint. This is my operation. G&S Narcopastas incorported. And yes, that stands for Gaben & Statsu. So you bettah watch yo mouth before get involved in this ruckus. And I ain't offering no job if you catch what I'm sayin'

Serious Question: Why is everyone performing in this comment section?

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

😂😂 i want real risks
- sketchy employer

boom bish boom boom xddddddd he still hasn't replied to me 😂😂 i want real risks

Hey 👋 loser 🙋‍♂️📷 Would 😍 you 👈💩 like 👍 to 2️⃣ get 😮 rich 💰💰💰 by running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ your 👈 own business 👩‍💼💼 from your mansion 🏰 like me 👈😎 with just your phone ? 📱🤳 Well 🤷‍♀️ you can’t loser 😛 Because I'm running 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️ a game 🎮 on a whole new level 😂 Now back to reality 🌀 where janitors and ♿ like you 👈 clean the toilets 🚽 after I take the highly intelectual 👨‍💼 s󠀡󠀡hiit out of me 👈😎 and I whoop 🧻 my ass off with yo 👈 annual salary 💲💰

OIL HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE LEGO MIDDLE EAST

HEY!

FAKE A MASSIVE TERRORIST ATTACK

MOBILIZE THE TROOPS AND REINSTITUTE THE DRAFT

DESTABILIZE THE REGION

THE NEW GEORGE BUSH COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

Just come outside for the night (Yeah)
Take your time, get your light (Yeah)
Johnny Dang, yeah, yeah
I been out geekin' (♥♥♥♥♥)
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N (Yeah)
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N (Yeah)
FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N, FE!N
FE!N, FE!N (Yeah), FE!N, FE!N, FE!N
The career's more at stake when you in your prime (At stake)
♥♥♥♥ that paper, baby, my face on the dotted line (Dot, yeah)
I been flyin' out of town for some peace of mind (Yeah, yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥)
It's like always they just want a piece of mine (Ah)
I been focused on the future, never on right now (Ah)
What I'm sippin' not kombucha, either pink or brown (It's lit)
I'm the one that introduced you to the you right now (Mmm, let's go)
Oh my God, that ♥♥♥♥♥ bitin' (That ♥♥♥♥♥ bitin')
Well, alright (Alright), tryna vibe (I'm tryna vibe this)
In the night, come alive
Ain't asleep, ain't a—, ain't a—, ain't-ain't

I wrote 2 Sci-fi horror books, I have more than 60 reviews some of them have been mentioned on sites, I'm a script writer, psychologist and programmer.

Good luck with profile comments criticism, I'm sure you're very well educated.

Ain’t no way bro typing paragraphs in his own comment section 🥀🥀🥀✌️

performative male in the chat

I gape on the daily

Lmaoo little guy talking ♥♥♥♥ while getting carried your entire career 😭 3k hours and you're excited that you're gaping someone with less hours than you. Stay mad bot

Ain’t no way bro typing paragraphs in his own comment section 🥀🥀🥀✌️

GOOD HEAVENS, IS THAT A FREAKING 🗿🗿🗿 THE FINALS 🗿🗿🗿 REFERENCE?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥 CASH OUT 🔥🔥🔥 OR GET OUT 🚪🏃💨 LIGHT BUILDS 🔪💨 ARE SO BASED 😎😎😎 MEDIUM MAINS 💪🧠 ARE THE TRUE GAMERS 💯💯💯 HEAVY HITTERS 💣💥 ARE JUST TRYHARDS 🤢🤮🤮 TURRETS 🤖🔫 ARE FOR NOOBS 😂😂😂 DON'T FORGET TO GRAB THOSE VAULTS 🏦💸 AND YEET THOSE CONTAINERS 📦💨💨 I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RN 🥶🥶🥶 THIS GAME IS PEAK 🏔️🎮 PEAK I TELL YOU!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FINALS YOU'RE A 🤡🤡🤡 NO CAP 🧢🚫

The Finals? Dead game. Apex has retaken the crown again with S20 launch. 400k+ concurrent daily players compared to this beautiful 20-30k lmfao. It's not even close. This game had tons of potential, but the devs loved to take their sweet time with fixes/balance updates/ranked updates. For fun games have no place in the market anymore unfortunately, if you release an FPS game you better go all in on the competitive scene or else it'll die. This game has hands down the absolute worst ranked system on earth. Plus devs even said they won't be focusing on the competitive side much. Which means this game is dead in the water. Sure, some people play games for fun. But not very many people play ONLINE PVP FPS games for fun. And that shows in the numbers.

what causes statsu??

hey, I'm actually a guy.

theres far too much simping going on here im out

jesus.. that's the most cringe one yet

o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

bottoms up the club statsu was out when i last saw him

Juice solos the OD list

Juice Solos Jermaine Bore

least mischievous albanian

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