Hello! My name is REAL_NAME and I am the average steam pedestrian. Hoping for new hats, not playing 70% of all the games that I buy and generally very unproductive. If you would like to talk, please send a message saying this exact phrase "Hello! My name is also REAL_NAME and I would like to communicate to you through a communication application on the gaming application known as steam. If you would like to communicate also, please copy this paragraph and send it back to me. Thank you and have a pleasant future!". If you really want to talk to me then we can meet in an alley way at 2:00am and we can talk about whatever we please without the fear of Gabe Newell peeking through our messages. When we meet I will need you to sign a contract saying that if you are harmed physicaly or mentaly during the time in which we were communicating you will be unable to press charges. Thank you and have a pleasant day.