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4 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Campaign doesn't work, 3D doesn't work, Settings doesn't work.

The entire game is just clicking on asteroids to remove them, that's it, no score, no pause menu, barely a game and not even worth having for free, removing it from my library. £7.19 is laughable, pretty much theft. Steering clear or anything the Dev or Publisher put out.
Posted 14 November, 2021.
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71.0 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Now whenever I start my PC I have a seal bouncing and vibing to Crystal Dolphin.

Also the memes.
Posted 20 June, 2021.
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62.0 hrs on record (31.5 hrs at review time)
Rock and Stone brothers.

Far as I see, it's like L4D but better.
Posted 16 February, 2021.
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23.7 hrs on record (19.1 hrs at review time)
Not a long game, but for the price it was great value for money.

Beautifully designed and played smoothly, with a soundtrack that has found itself in my Spotify collection.
Posted 4 July, 2019.
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10 people found this review helpful
239.7 hrs on record (213.7 hrs at review time)
I've enjoyed this game, despite it's many flaws for a long time, always aware of how buggy it can be (but rarely running into these bugs myself).

However, devs spend very little time working on bugs (recent scandals of banning players who've made videos about said bugs to bring them to the limelight so they can be fixed).

This most recent patch, with their 3 year anniversary has made the game as broken as i've ever seen. Every other match involves one of the survivors unable to exit through the gate, Plague is now able to crash the game for everyone in the endgame, commonly survivors cannot struggle when picked up by the killer, lag and latency issues are still around, being hit while nowhere near the killer, survivors randomly losing connection in a match, and being unable to struggle on the 2nd hook meaning an instant death.

Without these major gamebreaking bugs I would really recommend this game, but in its current state I would dissuade anyone from paying for this.
Posted 28 June, 2019. Last edited 18 January, 2021.
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3.2 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Can't recommend the game in its current state as it has a few game breaking bugs, had constant boundary glitches and weird physics that sent the ball miles out. Most other people in matches were having the same issues.

If they fix this I can see it being a short time fun game to play with friends at least.
Posted 6 July, 2017.
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