Dude! Where've you been??

Hello Mr.Josh,

I am delighted to hear about your promotion at Knobnuzzlers.co.uk. As a reward, your mother and I will give you your first girlfriend to give a tester of a few of your products! Incase your girlfriend would unfortunately receive HIV, (Remember, from your sex with mother?) we have an even better type of lady we know you wank to frequently, a transgender! We hope you enjoy you first experience of sex with the transgender! Maybe even Mr.Trump would be delighted to join. Threesome! Anyway son, congratulations and keep up the good work. ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

LOL,
Father

_____________####__________
___________________________######_________
___________________________######_________
____________________________####__________
_____________________________##___________
___________________________######_________
__________________________#######_________
__####__________________#########_________
_######________________###_######_________
_######_______________###__######_________
__####_______________###___######_________
_____##################____######_________
_____##################+rep#######________
______#################____######_________
_______###_______#####_____######_________
______###_______#####______######_________
_____###________#####______######_________
#######_________##########_##############__
___________________________________________\

………….……………………. „-/*"\„,„,
…….…………………….¸„-^"¯ :\_ / o '"*'"¯/' WOOF WOOF
……………………¸„„-^"¯ : : : : : : : : ¸„,-~"
**¯¯¯'^^~-„„„----~^*'"¯ : : : : : : : : : :¸-"
.:.:.:.:.„-^" : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :- GIVE THIS CUTE DOG
:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: : : : : : : : : : ¸„-^¯ TO PEOPLE
.::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:. : : : : : : : ¸„„-^¯
:.' : : '\ : : : : : : : ;¸„„-~"¯
:.:.:: :"-„""***/*'ì¸'¯
:.': : : : :"-„ : : :"\
.:.:.: : : : :" : : : : \,
:.: : : : : : : : : : : : 'Ì
: : : : : : :, : : : : : :/
"-„_::::_„-*__„„~

Hello my friend, this is the administrator number 2 of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.
We have noticed you haven't logged in for 2 weeks, we're just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we've updated the gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon

♥♥♥♥ face

You one crazy mawfukka! Glad ur ok

i need atleast 25mins, is that cool? I got doritos, plantain chips and M&Ms :)

wna 420 blaze it?? bring some snacks, im fungry! u got 20mins