i will destroy your small magical children

small magical children

𝑴𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒔

u r sus :3

Im gay? What the ♥♥♥♥ you mean that im gay? do you think im a homesexual? You think i like stroking ♥♥♥♥♥ after covering them with saliva? What did i do that you think im gay?where is your research? Did i come out of the closet? Or did you see me sucking a fat ♥♥♥♥? perhaps you somehow saw me getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass? theres no evidence. you are just a little ♥♥♥♥♥ that makes things up. You dare call me gay without knowing a single thing about me. You have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea how straight i am. im the straightest man in my town, Even in the country. I ♥♥♥♥ vaginas exclusivly. Every women ive ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ was paralyzed for the rest of her life. Im so straight that ruler compenies use my ♥♥♥♥ as a prototype for their rulers, condom compenis use my ♥♥♥♥ as a mold for their condoms and glue compenis use my ♥♥♥ as a threshold for their products. Im so straight the level of pure testosterone in my body has ascended and i can make any woman a man and any man a gorilla with just a single touch

I love your "Lower Your Expectations" Cover!

Dear lunes, pakisabi kay martes na umuwi na sa miyerkules dahil namatay si huwebes noong biyernes at ililibing sa sabado.

Nagmamahal, linggo.

+rep funny man

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤-𝐞𝐧𝐝 !

rocket league trade??

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someone salty

Happy New Year!

possibly the worst rocket league tm8 ever, but +rep good bants

I'm JooOOOoOOoOOOOSH

*channels their inner 80s Batman* WHO ARE YOU

who even is this

jeremyy

U guy sux dix so I wanna fren ~

Hello sir XD