Hey senpai... uwu throws 3 consecutive punches to your ribcage Ooh, you like that huh? Pervert! :3 delivers several kicks to your jaw Oops! throws you to the ground OwO senpai! sits on your face Pervert! rips a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fart Ooh, that was a bad boy! another UwU you sick pervert! stands up Am I teasing you? UwU picks up an unsharpened knife owoo! :3 uses the knife to scrath your stomach with pure, feral force Oops! Spilled some blood there didn't you? OwO dumps 2 galons of bleach on you uwuuuuu :3 brazillian jiu-jitsu sequence Pervert! breaks your forearm oops! queefs :3

🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF ARF 🐺 BARK ARRFFF 👹👹 ‼💥 EXCUSE ME 😱 TEACHER 👩‍🏫, COULD WE PLEASE TURN OFF THE LIGHTS??🤔 THE ✨ LED ✨ ARTIFICIAL LIGHTBULBS ARE 💢💢💥💥‼‼👹👹👹 HARMFUL 💥 TO MY NATURAL 😃 WOLF 🐺 EYES 👁👁👹 WHICH CHANGE ✨✨ COLOR DEPENDING ON MY 😭😉😄😀😘🥰😊😋MOOD😘😉😊😘😘😋🥰😘😉😘🥰😱🤔😨😎 😱WHAT DO U MEAN YOU DONT BELIEVE ME??😭😭 THEY TURN 🟡🟨💛 YELLOW 🌟⭐ WHEN I'M HAPPY 🥰🥰😉😉 🟥🧧🍒🥵 RED WHEN I'M REALLY, REALLY ANGRY!! 👺👺👹👹👹🤬🤬 AND 💚🍏🟢 GREEN WHEN IM ON THE 🤺⚔ HUNT 🍗🍕🍔🍖🍚🍝🍰🍴😋 😡💢 RUHH.. 🐶 BARK 💀💢 ARF

yoo bro, add me! :)

You know you live in 2011 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/XboxLive/Steam/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually looked back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did

90% of teenagers would cry if Justin Bieber was going to jump off a skyscraper, put this on your profile if you are part of the 10% that would yell "Do a backflip"

Im just saying if u are driving a dogde ram it would be pretty gay! u know

young G is a fat gay mentally handicapped person