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56.3 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted 29 May, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
2,220.8 hrs on record (1,800.8 hrs at review time)
Game is ass
Posted 9 August, 2024.
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5.7 hrs on record
Honestly I remember launch and how garbage it was. Then they copped out by dropping a battle royale to try and save their failure. They did fix some stuff, but I got this game free a while back. I watched The show and I needed to play a fallout game.

So, I chose this game and man what a waste of time. How is there this bad of desync and as bad as those mp mods people made for the other bethesda games. There was this one quest i followed a friend of mine to retrieve an egg. Well a deathclaw jumped out and got frozen/stuck in animation after popping up from the ground. Honestly that was the final straw for me. The main issue that turned me off besides ♥♥♥♥ desync and buggy issues. it was how you can't complete quest by doing it together. You need to do everything individually. Meaning do the party leaders quest and then do your quest as well. Its almost like do these quest individually instead is better instead of doing them twice.

Yes doing it twice may give you more xp from killing ♥♥♥♥, but come on with this system that everybody hated when ESO dropped their beta. Not being able to complete quests together made ESO so trash way back then. I guess its good now never got back into that game. Onto the topic of 76, how can many games before it have complete quests together and not an online game such as this. Its mind boggling they never decided to fix this ♥♥♥♥ that you can adventure with friends and do questing together.

So i just went and play modded collection of f4 instead of playing f76 a game that is supposed to be multiplayer, but is actually a singleplayer game that just happens to have other players in the world.

Edit: Don't get me started on this subscription based trash other games would allow to be free. ♥♥♥♥ micros as well and idc if its a "live service game" Its trash!!
Posted 21 April, 2024. Last edited 21 April, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
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52.7 hrs on record (52.2 hrs at review time)
My experience and thoughts:

What can I say. The combat is so fun. It always will be a banger for dragon's dogma combat. The story was good while in vermund then after the technical "Act 1" the games completely skips "Act 2" and enters the last of "Act 3". They must have just said were done with the story and just skipped it lol. The content is much less than any of the dragon's dogma games. Returning monsters small and large, but not all of the monsters which is weird to say. Content was either cut or held back for the upcoming leaked DLC. Its crazy how they just throw reskinned small mobs every single 1 minute at least in Battal. Story is short and I even explored like 95% of the map before getting locked into the endgame because the story was so poorly paced and outright skipped everything. None of the characters matter and it felt like the dragon had no impact at all. I was thinking ok mid game when fighting the dragon and ♥♥♥♥. Nah was trash. Exploration was good in the first 20 hrs then it became a slog facing the same boring mobs more than the large monsters which even the harder versions are still easy by lvl20+. Honestly they have 4-5 years to cook, learn, and incorporate the problems the first game had and expand on what Dark Arisen gave us. All this waiting for the worst story (it could have been amazing if they followed the politics and expanded much on the story) and the end game was way worse than BBI/Everfall. The side quests could have been good, but there was many that just abrubtly ended and never got expanded on which could have been nice storylines to have on the side. The stealth missions were absolute trash just unfinished as can be. Like no crouch to sneak and they don't react to anything even the queen being kidnapped lol.

Port: Well what can I say capcom still can't have great mouse navigation in menus even if I didn't use mnk its ridiculous they can't get that correct. The performance issues really shouldn't be a thing. The npcs don't react to anything besdes weapons being taken out and fighting monsters. Other than that they don't say anything interesting. No reason for them to have this much trouble as other games do it so much better and still run good.

I can say thank god for the frame gen mod I used because i got the game to run at 90fps locked as that crashes over 100fps for whatever reason. Straight up makes it even playable still see frame pacing issues even with that fps.

6/10 game for me. I enjoyed it, but there is only so much that combat can carry this games unfortunate amount of faults it has currently. Maybe they will drop a Dark Arisen dlc and fix it, but tbh it should have been the best from the beginning. Definitely feels unfinished in many ways. A sale game for sure because the combat is always top tier.
Posted 31 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
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17.8 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Game by itself is fun and has potential, but its ruined by performance issues. I can't recommend it until it gets fixed. I am not surprised as Koei Tecmo always has trash ports then on top of that EA. Yeah a dumpster fire to say the least. I do have to say I'm surprised it has ultrawide support because Koei. So thats a plus too i guess.
Posted 18 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
231.1 hrs on record (109.2 hrs at review time)
Get it on sale because Fat Shark is notorious for getting their games to their complete form like a year or so later than release. Its definitely a fun time though. Great artstyle and sound track! I definitely do recommend it!

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Review Months later.

The game is what I would say finally in a launch state. They revamped literally everything from classes, to weapons, and penances/rewards. Its still peak and I love the combat its fluid and so many options for builds now. I do wish I could pick the missions, but it is what it is. I wish the dark/black out mode existed still. There is a foggy options that happen, but during the beta when it was pitch black made it super hyped. Maybe its in the higher tier missions, but for now I recommend this game and definitely with friends for sure. You can run with randoms which is fine, but tearing these evil doers to pieces with friends is best.
Posted 18 November, 2022. Last edited 13 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
19.7 hrs on record
Great game with great narrative!!! Give it a try definitely one of the most underrated game this year.
Posted 11 December, 2021.
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25.0 hrs on record (12.2 hrs at review time)
yeah the it is is a 10/10 for me. It has great mechanics, looks very good graphically, bunch of mini games, and a story which is a little dark/light at times with adult jokes.
Posted 7 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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31.1 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
So game runs good for me now. Game so far is amazing gonna be playing the ♥♥♥♥ out of it now.
Posted 27 August, 2020. Last edited 16 September, 2020.
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326.0 hrs on record (139.9 hrs at review time)
This game is amazing. I just loved getting dragged away into slavery and sometimes being eaten alive. 10/10 would be kidnapped again.
Posted 19 May, 2020.
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