This is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.

hi dare kiddo

hi dad

GOOSE

+rep bend over and grab your toes, Harambe is gonna show you where the wild goose goes

- rep ♥♥♥♥ u Harambe

+rep Roses are Red, Violets are twisted, bend over Jim, you're about to get fisted

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he used the tuba and found a payday inside

+rep The next day, the fat kid will use the tuba in a class ceremony with tasting a salty surprise...

+rep... something something something, doesnt matter ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a tuba

+rep Jim had a tuba

+rep one time, in band camp.....

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+rep power top

-rep nah fam no reps up here

+rep biggest pleb

atta boi

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-rep x Infinite No +reps please no more of them

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i traded my hug for his hug. everything went well.

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I'm the best paper Salesman in northwestern Pennsylvania

+rep good salesman

am back

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imma be sad forever

jim i swear if you leave us again

Im sorry everyone

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put comments here if you want more poems in dat about me section

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i n d e e d t h e y d i d . . . .

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34 is the first interger after 33

33 divided by 11 out of 5 is equal to state debate score

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