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(ノ +REP
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⚡ * 🌽 * 🍆 * 🏓 * 🥗 * 🐳 * 👑 * ⛳ * 🐠 * 🐝 * 🍧 * 💗 * 💚 * 👹 * 👔 * 😺
ㅤ* A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen." His friend shook his head. "Nah, he's not that bright. I beat him three games in five."
ㅤ* It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole.
ㅤ* The best measure of someone's honesty is the zero adjust on their bathroom scale.
🌳 * 🌋 * 📗 * 🐟 * 📀 * 🎄 * 💛 * 🌏 * 🚗 * 🎈 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🐛 * 🐊 * 🚕 * 🌂
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ hehehehehehehehe