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The human equivalent of a pop-up ad.
The reason autocorrect gave up.
If “questionable life choices” had a mascot? It’d be YOU in a glittery cape.
Literally walking chaos in crocs.
Every time you speak, a brain cell cries.
And yet… here I am. Still tolerating you. Why?
Because I’ve accepted that even trash has value (recycling, duh).
Bestie status: emotionally damaged but bonded by trauma and memes.
You’re not just a clown…
You’re the ENTIRE circus
…and somehow still the emotional support gremlin I chose to keep.
Here’s your insult bouquet:
🗑️🤡🥴💀💅🏽💔🐍📉🍕🚫
P.S. I roast because I care. But seriously… fix your profile pic. It’s scaring my plants.
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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable I could never delete you Brother!
Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again or play Minecraft again!
لقد دعوته إلى منزلي لحضور حفلة. قال إنه قادم لذلك كنت أتطلع إلى مقابلته في الحياة الحقيقية.
عندما وصل إلى منزلي، دفعني إلى الحائط وبدأ بضربي، شعرت بدفعه. لقد لكمته في وجهه. وتبين أنه كان خاطف. لا تثق بهذا الرجل.