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18.7 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
An interesting, fun adventure game with fishing, mysteries, and horror. What's not to love?
Posted 19 October, 2025.
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6.5 hrs on record
A charming little adventure with puzzles and lots of environmental storytelling and a nice, tidy parkour system. Plus, cats are cute.
Posted 1 August, 2025.
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162.3 hrs on record (87.3 hrs at review time)
Let any fish
Who meets my gaze
Learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the harbinger of death
The Bane of creatures subaqueous
My rod is true and unwavering
As I cast into the aquatic abyss
A man, scorned by this uncaring earth
Finds solace in the sea
My only friend
The worm upon my hook
Wriggling, writhing
Struggling to surmount
The mortal pointlessness
That permeates this barren world
I am alone
I am empty
And yet,

I fish
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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92.5 hrs on record (71.9 hrs at review time)
An absolute classic Star Wars experience. I sank hundreds of hours into this game, running on the four-disc CD-ROM set back in the day, and it still holds up as well as it did back then.

Keep an eye out for the guys with wrist rockets. I hear they're dangerous.
Posted 12 July, 2024.
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159 people found this review helpful
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408.8 hrs on record (337.5 hrs at review time)
Egregious micro-transactions, rigged shuffling, and skewed matchmaking.

The shuffler code is not open source (as is typical of a game like this), and shuffles are heavily rigged by the algorithm to help you sometimes and to intentionally give you a loss in an effort to try and force more money out of you the rest of the time.

Don't believe me? Make a 60 card deck with only 10 - 12 lands. Play some matches and see how somehow, most of the time, you're still drawing or opening on 1 - 2 lands despite the massive statistical improbability.
Posted 2 July, 2024. Last edited 14 September, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
141.6 hrs on record (109.9 hrs at review time)
I have never seen a game that hates its players quite as intensely as Destiny 2.

Despite its best efforts, it remains popular.

Go develop Stockholm syndrome with a better game.
Posted 15 December, 2023.
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113.4 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
Fast-paced, hectic aerial combat with a great story and killer cutscenes. Play with a HOTAS for the best experience.
Posted 11 June, 2022.
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79.0 hrs on record (32.0 hrs at review time)
DnD's a dream.
Posted 18 November, 2021.
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234.5 hrs on record (89.8 hrs at review time)
One of the greatest RPGs ever made.
Posted 14 September, 2021.
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294.1 hrs on record (70.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 26 July, 2021.
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