Hello Jes McDevlin! I've translated your guide into Russian for the game World of Warships. Thank you so much for your guide, it personally helped me get started in the game. I would be grateful if you agreed to be the author of the guide I translated!

When life gives you lemons normally you are suppose to squeeze them and make lemonade right? Well the problem is i tried to squeeze them but didnt notice i was holding them backwards until it was too late... Juices go flying into my face (something that hasnt happened in many years) and i run around my house screaming "im blind, im blind!!! Its burns someone help!" only to remember i live alone and nobody can here me... But it doesnt end there. I try to get myself back to my kitchen to use the sprayer to wash my eyes out. Only i never made it back to the kitchen. I walked into the corner of the wall and knocked myself out. So i guess what im trying to say... Is when life gives you lemons maybe its not always a good idea to rush and make lemonade... True story by the way. Have the scare on the top of my head to prove it.

JES!
its me its really me

Dog is the family of collie.
just like people say a cat rather than a siamese.
B'sides, I didn't want to run around calling myself and being called a co(ck)x

+rep greatest review under the sun good stuff man

Ah'm Scruffy, the janitor.

I fix boilers, toilets, and that one boilin' toilet.

Fire me iffin' you dare.

lots of reasons to thank you but il just go with thanks for being you :)

In your PAYDAY 2 review, nearly everything you've said is true. Not to mention that the community mods barely enforce their "strict" anticheat policy (AKA: Banning people on the forums for unintentionally being in a game with a hacker that boosted their levelsand not doing anything to hackers that don't post on the forums...)

what you said was incredibly true and im happy someone finally took up in arms against them.

They seriously need to stop releasing DLCS and give us some real updates. And I've been playing Payday since I got it up until recently and as far as I know offshore money can now be used for this thing called offshore payday which is like the payday with the three cards at the end of the heists, and as far as I know they still haven't added a customizeable Safehouse yet, EVEN THOUGH IN THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME BAIN STILL MENTIONED IT BEING CUSTOMIZEABLE. They just made it bigger. And maze(ier?) it's just a huge maze now. And like I said STILL NOT CUSTOMIZEABLE.

And do you want to know how much it would cost to buy all the dlcs and the game itself? (excluding soundtrack dlcs) $172 (I rounded up the cost of them to the nearest dollar so for example 2.99 would be 3 dollars)

I read your Payday 2 review and I'm honestly surprised you haven't sued them. If they promised you all this stuff and then didn't actually give you all the stuff they promised i'm pretty sure you can sue them

I just wanna say that was painful to read. And also that i do hope that OCK does some right for you [With the pre-orders and promises and all that] and for all the veterans who've pre-ordered and were lied to.

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Thanks for the stunt jump fun!

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second post also you need cookies on here I'm on your page and no snacks? its horrible lol

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