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15.2 hrs on record
doesn't work, crashes constantly.
Posted 16 January. Last edited 16 January.
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8.1 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've followed this for years and loved the demo - somehow, Greenheart Games has nailed the exact sort of management game I have wanted for ages, but didn't quite find from games like Two Point Hospital.

I especially love that challenging difficulty is exactly the sort of difficulty I wanted - harsh to begin with, gets easier once you are up and running, but some sloppy mistakes could quickly put you at risk.

Looking forward to trying the next scenario tavern now that I've finished the first!
Posted 7 November, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
375.0 hrs on record (317.7 hrs at review time)
Devs don't understand how to balance their own game and constantly make changes to the game which overcomplicate it to the point that even with 300 hours, you will have matches that end with "I literally don't know what the counterplay for this power/perk is".

Some survive with friends groups play the game to bully killers rather than the actual game objective, which leads to killers playing toxic in response, which leads to more toxic survivors countering the toxic killers. It's a problem caused by the game's own design and is currently in a huge feedback loop, especially as all recent attempts by the devs to "fix" these issues are tone deaf on community concerns or issues raised.

If ever a game needed a competitor to blow it out of the water, it's this one - sadly there's basically no other game on the market that offers this gameplay, and yet what is presented here right now is simply not fun in public matches... and I cannot recommend a game based on "if you have 4 other friends and an hour to make up a ruleset to make it friendly for newer players to know what's happening, it's good fun".
Posted 6 November, 2025.
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2.3 hrs on record
Doesn't disclose that it uses AI art.
Posted 19 September, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
11.2 hrs on record (10.9 hrs at review time)
If you're confused by the huge negative review spike, some random alt-right streamer got dropped from the game's creator program understandably for being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ person and loads of people started review bombing.

The game is great to play if you want something a little different to Payday 2 and want to avoid Payday 3 like the plague. For most you will maybe want to wait for a sale, but if you enjoyed Payday 2 a lot like me then this is worth it at it's full price of £16 easily - the updates are pretty healthy considering the fairly low budget nature.

RIP Michael Madsen, this was the last video game he ever voice acted in.
Posted 14 July, 2025.
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74.1 hrs on record (67.0 hrs at review time)
The game is very enjoyable, but this negative review is to encourage people not to buy the battle pass because of it's questionable progression speed.

If I pay money on a game's cosmetics I want to actually *get* those cosmetics without having to spend well over 70 hours grinding. It takes on average 3-5 matches to gain 1 battle pass point, which is around 40 minutes of real time.

I still have well over 20 tiers left despite this (81/105), meaning the game is expecting a dedication of well over 100 hours of playtime to unlock the content you've paid for by the pass - yet still labelled "BETA".

It's actively killed the fun of playing because instead of choosing the mode I want to play (3v3 - there is STILL no ranked version) I am forced to play ranked 5v5 simply to have short queues to progress the ONLY way to unlock new things in the game.

I'm convinced sometimes my XP doesn't count too, which only adds to the frustration when I complete 5 matches to see I don't even have any points to spend.

It's definitely made me realise I won't be spending any money on any future passes, as I got this one for "free" with the Pro Edition. If they can fix this progression, I may consider a pass in the future, but it's simply far too slow for anyone who doesn't no-life the game to complete.
Posted 16 June, 2025. Last edited 15 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Fun game, cute art style and the minigames were amusing. I understand it's just a demo but I think maybe a difficulty selector would be good as I found it hard to do the food tetris correctly but every other chore seemed pretty simple comparatively to me? Either way I'll definitely consider the full game!
Posted 6 June, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
55.4 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Refunded because the in-game economy is downright predatory, where the only way to reasonably level up your own character is to either grind for hours (not fun) or pay real money (insulting).

No-one should buy a game that expects players to pay real money to have fun playing the game WHEN THE GAME IS ALSO AAA FULL PRICE - this is probably why they're shutting down the older titles online modes, so they can force people onto predatory games they can make money from.
Posted 9 May, 2025.
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6.5 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
What's here is great - and I have a lot of confidence in BugBear as an owner of Wreckfest since the Next Car Game tech demo days.

Honestly at £20 this only needs a couple more tracks and it's already a pretty strong game, especially knowing what this will turn into later down the line I'm just really happy to support a good dev team.

Paint customisation is already great too, and it's the "basic" level of options in their own words!
Posted 31 March, 2025.
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1.6 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Runs fine but so many issues at launch that are so basic, I absolutely do not recommend right now.
Also, cars and content being locked due to servers being down is a worrying sign for the future - they should state that this game requires an always online connection to play.
Posted 16 January, 2025.
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