Recent reviews by Gregor Samsa

honestly: this really sucks. play coromon or anything else instead.
game is dead and also just kinda bad

if lethal company was good

I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes (me, me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt

the first game was really good.
unfortunately, this one sucks pretty badly.
story is generic and boring, the levelling is broken. gameplay is super boring.
save your time and money, play something else

we are so back

yo this is good

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cried :(

i cannot recommend this. while it looks very interesting, its just an incredibly slow walking simulator with some trashy trial and error in it

shadow drop me daddy

dev has a DUI charge kekw