64
Products
reviewed
340
Products
in account

Recent reviews by Joe, aka. The Man

< 1  2  3  4  5  6  7 >
Showing 1-10 of 64 entries
3 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The animation and combat system is extremely clunky.
To be honest, I am quite surprised that the game is as bad as it really is...

As a zombie fan, I must admit I am happy I didn't buy this ♥♥♥♥.

The game is a huge disappointment for anyone who are used to the old school zombie games, such as NMRiH1, Zombie Master, and other mods from the time...

All the mods are seriously better made than this game.

It is quite unbelieveable to think that this game is not made by a very small and unprofessional team. It is so extremely janky and the objectives are horribly explained.

It told me I needed to get into a restricted room and I followed the marked point all the way to the door by holding C. Then I couldnt enter the door, because of who the ♥♥♥♥ knows. So I had to figure out how to open this door without any hints or even knowing whether it is a bug or not.

The game overall is just so damn janky, and the zombie spawning is a joke - unless the melee combat was actually properly fleshed out and worked into. Even Dead Island 1 that released in 2011 had a much much better combat system than this game - and this game is basing their combat on mostly melee.

When I play the game, I get some extreme "stutter" once in a while where the sound will be come very loud and play the same 0.1 second of sound repeatedly - like it is about to Blue Screen of Death (only game this ever happened on). I booted up the game again to give it another try, and it immediately gave me this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ stutter. I havent experienced it before on this newly built PC, even with other games on highest graphics.

Removed game from Wishlist & unfollowed.

Glad to say I didnt buy NMRiH2.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-14700KF - RAM: 32 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5070 - VRAM: 12 GB
Posted 1 May. Last edited 1 May.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
15.5 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Text chat has been removed making this ♥♥♥♥ feel dead.
Posted 25 March.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
52.7 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
I didnt know ♥♥♥♥ about this game and I didnt hear anything about it. I just saw that it was on the front page one day on Steam. Then I saw it was a zombie coop game. Then I saw it was made by Saber.
I can say it did not disappoint. Such a nice game tbh
Posted 14 March.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
4 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
So this ♥♥♥♥ is the reason why Lethal Company stopped being developed? A paid Early-Access title...
Posted 28 February.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
20.4 hrs on record
This ♥♥♥♥ is some of the best modern COOP I have seen.
Posted 21 November, 2025.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This is very very impressive ♥♥♥♥ so far. There is a lot of potential in this game.
As expected (Early Access); it is missing a lot of content as of now.
Posted 12 November, 2025.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
210.5 hrs on record (184.5 hrs at review time)
So BF Studios just had a massive layoff even though BF6 was the 2025's best selling title.
And the season releases has been quite stale, with the winter map being horrible.

But the most important part; they just fired a lot of people with families, bills and ♥♥♥♥.

All for the profit.
Posted 10 October, 2025. Last edited 17 March.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.9 hrs on record
Sum immature ♥♥♥♥ with weird ass plush toys. Tryin to get into de game, but is no-go so far.

Game limits you 3 dungeon runs per day.

There is a lot of P2W, even their battlepass is a must.

Hard NO.
Posted 9 October, 2024. Last edited 18 October, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
11.0 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
So far this ♥♥♥♥ ain't really selling it to me. Feels like a cheap game, with horrible optimization.
A lot of random talking and tedious explanations, and slow and boring cutscenes.

Gameplay is OK, but I am not expecting much more of this game.
The instances are alright, but it doesnt need much strategy in the group at all.

Cheap/10.
Emphasis on very poor performance.
Posted 12 July, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
5 people found this review helpful
84.9 hrs on record (35.1 hrs at review time)
Pretty good ♥♥♥♥ for democracy

Pretty bad ♥♥♥♥ for corporate greed.

Sony, go suck on this.
Posted 8 March, 2024. Last edited 4 May, 2024.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
< 1  2  3  4  5  6  7 >
Showing 1-10 of 64 entries