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Mark....look-I made a steak. A STEAK!? ...Yes.

Just told my 10yo daughter about #RBG. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Ruthkanda forever" -- which is the sort of pop culture cross-over that I can celebrate.

97% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on a tower about to jump. If you are one of the 3% sitting there with your popcorn, screaming, "DO A BACKFLIP", then copy and paste this to all your contacts

Hulk Hogan once stole my ice cream. My family ran a cab business back in 1983-88. Hulk Hogan got picked up by one of the cabbies, me and my older brother rode with the guy to pick up the Hulkster. When he got in the cab he looked at me and my Brother piled in the front seat and asked "Is this a rib, Jack?" "No sir we can swing by the McDonalds though if you'd like on the way to the airport; and the names Benny" We pull through the long line at the Micky D's. Me and my brother both wanted Ice cream cones. Hulk told the cabbie to order an ass-load of chicken nuggets, like 20 I think. He also wanted a McRib, only he insisted he ordered it as a "McRibbed, For her pleasure brother!"