Recent reviews by Jay Coma

I love this game nearly all the way through. For 2 and a half weeks I put a disgusting amount of time into this game, its all I could think of doing on my days off and even when at work its all I could think of. After DS1 I wondered how they could make a sequel and when it was announced I avoided all spoilers til the pc port came. I started of the new TTW difficulty so I have no reference on how exactly the difficulty is different from others but the most notable thing was bosses/catchers having the ability to 1 shot you and the early/mid game battery is brutal, especially in the mountains. Resting in mountains without water is terrifying without a shelter or heaters, also Neil fights were brutal. The catchers can be trivialized mid game with the EX Catcher grenade summons which can make you just want to not sneak through BT areas and have a an action scene instead. Ziplines are also back and completely necessary for end game deliveries (ziplines can curve now too which was the best thing thats been added).

Nearly everything is great and addictive but there are a few short comings imo. The achievement Seasoned Porter relies on 10 elimination/destruction mission but nearing the end game you may find you can only do 7 or so. I had the look up guides to find out how exactly to spawn these missions which involves doing certain other missions that lead to ANOTHER facility have the elimination/destruction spawn which was very tedious. 5 star all facilities can be a grind especially when there are only a few left and not having any of their missions respawn. There may be a mechanic im missing but it got to the point on the last 3 where I am only looking for lost cargo and aid requests for them because there is no mission available. Side content is also vast with a fair amount of facilities having good side missions, even Mr. Impossible and his last mission, although it is brutal unless you have every road built and a zipline system.

The port is also just amazing. I have a lower end pc and only had few points where the fps even dropped below 60. Crashed 3 times in total. 1st one I was adjusting graphic settings in game, 2nd I was ziplining through a BT area next to The Architect and 3rd was me attempting to stream while fighting through a base of enemies. I played mostly on medium but did try out high a few times but I didnt want to push my gpu that hard but it was feasible.

The natural disasters are kind of a factor but mostly you'll only be dealing with G-quakes and floods which are nothing once you get the APAS Flood upgrade. It seems to me that bush fires are only mission driven and cannot happen randomly which is a little sad. Sandstorms aren't a problem other than the high winds. In the mountains though you will be caught in an avalanche at some point. Good luck!

Speaking of APAS upgrades its one of the best upgrade systems but there are some worthless upgrades you'll have to invest in to get higher tier upgrades.

If you're a fan of the grind, views, storytelling, slow travelling and tedious hikes to set up ziplines to help others and never have to make that trek again, its a strong 9/10. If you want something impactful to take over your life for a few weeks, this is your game, especially if you're a fan of the first one as it improves nearly every aspect.

If you're a fan of action, mission to mission dopamine number go up, you can possibly find that here as it does have substantially more action than the first game and early game you can constantly do missions and fast travel but at some point in the mid/late game all the way to end credits you will hit a wall. You will be forced to slowly climb, walk and traverse multiple areas with no chiral connection and at some point nearly all fast travel taken away. For you gamers maybe 5/10.

Accidently killed one guy the whole game cause he stood next to an exploding item. Best photo mode in any game ever. Carriers are awful to ride. Elle Fanning feet. GG

Tony McZoom best character

I played "My Step-bro is a Femboy" on my main account. Im not proud of it, but I did it for science.

The game starts off by letting you name yourself, pick your gender, your parts (this will be important later!) and what kind of step-sibling you are. You also choose which pronouns your step-bro uses.

Youre coming home from college after a few months and surprise, your step-bro (I named mine Maddie) is waiting for you and immediately acting super flirty. Turns out the two of you have apparently been secretly thirsting after each other this whole time, and it escalates real fast. A game of truth or dare kicks off and well, you can guess where it goes from there.

Theres not a lot to this. You can finish every route in about 30 minutes tops (female and male with 4 choices total) if you take your time. The music is okay but you get 2 tracks. The writing is awkward and feels like its trying way too hard to be sexy but ends up just being weird. The art is six still images. Thats all! No animation, little variety. Just six frames of "what am I doing with my life?"

Is it worth 99 cents? I mean... maybe? If youre morbidly curious or just want a quick laugh, sure, but if you’re hoping for quality writing or actual content, probably give this one a pass.

It’s short, awkward, and extremely thirsty. 10/10 meme potential. 2/10 actual game.

Its pretty good

Still as good as it was 10 years ago. Play this!

Had to come back and finally beat this game after 10 years. There are certain spots that I feel make this game harder on pc. ie a section in level 2 where there are multiple triple spikes in a row but you cannot hold your jump for long or else you'll end up hitting a spike so you have to stop jumping for a millisecond for your square to catch up, something I dont remember on the xbox version and something you have to do in every level. The game also just crashes at random points pretty often. For a price tag this cheap, its worth it for the nostalgia trip and to finally beat those levels you never could as a kid.

Just play it

Do you like being told what to do but given zero directions on where to go? Maybe you enjoy mindlessly walking what seems like the same corridor as the last wondering if you've been there before. Do you enjoy fetching access cards to open a section that requires more access cards? Do you like not knowing if a game is supposed to be a satirical comedy or if the lines and voice acting are just that bad? Then this game might be for you! Of course there is only one reason we all bought this game, so weather the game is good or bad is beyond the point.

game good

Better than most VN's.