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Santa Cruz, California, United States 
🍆 * ⚡ * ⛳ * 📕 * 📀 * 🍧 * 🏀 * 👽 * 💙 * 🐠 * 🎍 * 👃 * 🍖 * 🐳 * 👑 * 📗
ㅤ* My love life is like a fairy tale—it's grim.
ㅤ* A guy goes into a pet shop and asks for a wasp. The owner tells him they don't sell wasps, to which the man says, "Well you've got one in the window."
ㅤ* Man is peculiar. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!