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Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

He makes fun of guacc with me, so hes a pretty good guy.

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Trust me, I'm neither "micro," nor "soft."

Trust me, I'm neither "micro," nor "soft."

Trust me, I'm neither "micro," nor "soft."

Trust me, I'm neither "micro," nor "soft."

Trust me, I'm neither "micro," nor "soft."

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Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

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