𝕐𝕆𝕌𝕋𝕌𝔹𝔼 | 𝕋𝕎𝕀𝕋ℂℍ
𝕊ℙ𝔼𝔼𝔻ℝ𝕌ℕ𝕊


- These illustrious travelers came here

to find the Holy Mountain,

but they preferred The Pantheon Bar!

- The real Holy Mountain is here -

in my words, in my poems.

If I write rose, it blooms in my hand,

And the bees come

to feed on my poetry.

- Our bees make honey,

but your flies make sh*t.

- The cross was a mushroom.

And the mushroom was also

the tree of good and evil.

The philosophical stone

of the alchemists was LSD.

The book of the dead is a trip,

and the Apocalypse

describes a mescaline experience.

In these flasks are all the Holy Mountains.

And in this beautiful young man is eternity.

- To conquer a mountain is easy.

I can go through solid matter.

Nothing stops me!

In a minute I will cross the Holy

Mountain. Wait for me here!

I got to the other side of the Mountain

in less than a minute.

- How long until you reach the summit?

- No, I can only advance horizontally.

That's enough.

From bottom to top, I can't do.

But anyway, I am a champion!

I have conquered

the Holy Mountain horizontally!

Horizontally! I am a champion!

I am a champion!

- I founded the academy.

I give the awards!

Here you can win a trophy every year.

Idiots!

You don't know what you are losing!

You could have made history

and we are already forgetting you!