When this guy worked in a nursing home he will hold out a spoon of nice hot porridge and say "open wideeee" to the old lady and then he will reach into her gob and pull her denchers out and run off with them.

Helped my gran complete her individual self assessment tax return for her onlygrans cooking page. +rep

the type of mf to go to the cinema alone and ask for 1 ticket to see "Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb" saying the whole ass title

jam.