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Please note: I am very bad at games, but at least I didn't spend £2000 on PC upgrades and are still crap at games.

PS. I also don't buy copius amounts of steam trading cards just to be a higher level than my friends because i'm insecure.

PPS. I also spent £100 on knives that I then traded in for pubg skins that I can't even see, at a loss of money.

PPPS. I decided to stay at University for 3 extra weeks because i'm a baby who doesn't like doing work or like my family.

PPPPS. I rage at games for no reason even when they are casual games that don't matter.

PPPPPS. I think i'm cool and laugh at my friends because they are not, but I am actually a lonely virgin who sits in his room all day.

PPPPPPS. I also have a VAC account because I was silver 4 on CSGO and decided to cheat beacuse I wasn't good enough to rank up. Link --> https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/So0riginal/

PPPPPPPS. The only clothes I wear are three quarter length trousers and they do not suit me at all.

PPPPPPPPS. I got 7/70 on my coursework because "I don't like coursework"

PPPPPPPPPS. I'm not sure if i'm homophobic or just closet gay but don't ask me as I will get offended.

DISCLAIMER: Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.