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Recent reviews by Chinsturbate

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1 person found this review funny
14.7 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
USING A META QUEST 3 WITH VIRTUAL DESKTOP THE STABILISING HAND ON THE GUN KEEPS DISCONNECTING THE GRIP. THIS HAPPENS WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE. PLEASE PRIORITISE FIXING IT IS UNPLAYABLE
Posted 2 May, 2025.
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4.6 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
Hilarious
Posted 20 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
222.7 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
No
Posted 27 September, 2024.
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37.6 hrs on record (26.1 hrs at review time)
Art and story team did good. Dev team are a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Fix your matchmaking
Posted 7 September, 2024. Last edited 18 September, 2024.
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377.9 hrs on record (311.5 hrs at review time)
Make a map dlc already smh
Posted 28 October, 2021. Last edited 9 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
97.6 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
My IQ is too low, and my penis too short, to truly enjoy a game of this magnitude. If you enjoy playing a game that is informative, engaging, challenging, and immersive EU4 is for you. I'm just gonna watch hentai tho
Posted 30 November, 2018.
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281.2 hrs on record (208.1 hrs at review time)
I came to hoi4 an autistic brainlet with no knowledge of history or strategy. I am still an autistic brainlet, but I like WW2 ♥♥♥♥ and this is a good game. No other title will give you the satisfying experience of encircling and exterminating communist vermin on the Eastern front. Or encircling and exterminating communist vermin in the invasion of China. I have gained a fetish for killing anything red, a kill count that would make pinochet blush. Someone once asked me why I always go fascist, why I always jump with glee when I kill my fellow man. Then I remind them that a communist is not a human. They are disgusting parasites.

Hoi4 is fun tho
Posted 30 November, 2018.
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