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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I must express my disappointment with this DLC. A five-year delay would have been beneficial. It appears that the content continues to rely on modders to address underlying issues rather than resolving them internally. I believe the value of this DLC, given the added content, is approximately £5.
Posted 6 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.8 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
Okay, this game is by far one of my favorite Mafia games regarding story, scenery, and the feeling of how certain things felt when I played this game. Don't worry, I won't spoil it for you :). But one of the things I did notice is quite a bit of stuttering, while certain locations give you the feeling that you want to visit Sicily. Others stutter so badly that you feel like you're playing a heavily modded Skyrim that is really badly optimized and going through texture glitches. I had a woman explode all over the map with her dress physics (yes, it actually happened!) while I am trying to immerse myself in the story, which, keep in mind, is beautiful. Something within the game unrealistically stutters; I have noticed it mostly with shading and physics that affect performance. But overall, I would say that I could not recommend this game; however, once they fix it, for sure, I will recommend getting it 10/10.
Posted 8 August, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
77.0 hrs on record (53.8 hrs at review time)
Ah, the epic tale of Rudric Stonefist, the raging dwarf of Baldur's Gate 3! This fearless warrior fearlessly charges into battle, armed with nothing but his undaunted spirit and a penchant for delivering knockout punches to his enemies. Is he adorned in mighty armor? Nay! For Rudric Stonefist finds his strength in the raw power of his naked form, a true testament to his badassery.

As I embarked on my own quest through the realms of Baldur's Gate 3, I found myself captivated by the sheer audacity of Rudric's approach. His unrivaled prowess in fisticuffs serves as a beacon of inspiration for any aspiring adventurer. The battlefield becomes his canvas, and each enemy, a mere brushstroke in the masterpiece of his triumph.

The streets of Baldur's Gate echo with the resounding impact of Rudric's punches as he fearlessly confronts the myriad of challenges that lie in wait. And oh, the tales that unfold in the wake of his daring exploits! The citizens of Baldur's Gate speak in hushed tones of the enigmatic dwarf who, against all odds, stands as a testament to the indomitable spirit of the adventurer.

And so, as I set forth on my own journey, inspired by the legend of Rudric Stonefist, I can't help but feel the thrill of anticipation. The gates of Baldur's Gate beckon, and I eagerly await the challenges that await me in this fantastical realm. May my adventures be as daring and my victories as resounding as those of the mighty Rudric! Onward, fellow adventurer, to the glory that awaits within Baldur's Gate 3! - Ps Shadow heart is best :D
Posted 23 November, 2023.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
519.9 hrs on record (194.9 hrs at review time)
Once something that is loved, now is filled with greed. Chaos dwarfs is just a start they said, they were not wrong.
Posted 22 August, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
234.0 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Tip..... Don't fight the Giant. It will own you then sell you to norse slavers.Which, allows Giant to upgrade from rock to great castle. Don't go to north pls.. I warned ya if you do :(. (Please save me I still in sea)
Posted 8 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
257.0 hrs on record (115.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game with some great bugs.
Posted 30 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
176.3 hrs on record (87.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
When we thinking about videos games what is in your mind? Do you think of it as an perfect world where you can escape from the real life? Or is an perfect game that meets your fantasy and dreams? I will be honest now days there are not many perfect game out in sea. As Atlas game reskin of ARK that manage get only negative reviews. I mean I agree with comunity and the game must be changed - but why don't you give it a try? I was originaly thought game was really bad, but I have it a try and I liked it. If devs fixed server and game optimization then game will feel like whole new experiance. Instead judging book by its cover give it try :D!!!!
Posted 12 January, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Just bunch spooky scary skeletons !!! Who will steal your dog and cats :D
Posted 26 November, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
564.8 hrs on record (162.1 hrs at review time)
My fellow gamers. I am here talk about the game that had great impression to me since it has realese, and I brought their dlc talking about how it change feeling for roleplay and conan universe. But unfortunatly what we get is just bull****. Its just upseting how Funcom just love destroy what could become best game of all time. But let me talk about the main issues about this game.
(Siege)- So what is siege in conan its important aspect in game you will always have a stronger and better rival, it is normal because we do that almost in every single history. But Siege in conan is just kids garden, because you break wall with treb they build new one. You just simply start phased 1 , so siege for is like 3/10.
(Building)- Okay I am not saying there nothing wrong building on cliff side or on water, but on huge wall that you can destroy it or in stronghold that you also cant destroy it, Like I would ask funcom change message build and exploit :D as much as u want. 1/10 I will say one thing to many f***ing exploits.
(Raiding)- Is just bad, really bad you simply can use good old hatch catapult.
(Content) - Actually lore and content is great and also bosses, they have great mechanics well some of them.....
(Update) - Are just worst I lost my base and progression cause of it, because funcom never can actually update on non-raid time.
Game needs be improve dont get this game.... well till september or just leave it trust me there more great games then this one.
Posted 5 July, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
Alright, so Conan exiles realesed their first dlc. And I want share my opinion towards it. First thing first the weapons are trully bad like it does look nice, and may be good at start but once you go to steel tier you wont even use them. Second the armour is just alright once your level 60. But if ur bellow level 60 well its just bad, only wear it if you want look actually good. For furniture I am deaply upset that we didn't ge khitan style beds or doors, because I dont want to have bed that doesn't match style of khitan. Its just make mix and mach style. Overall I would give this dlc 4/10 It is great for roleplay server but its not good for pvp or pve. And I do recomend people to try it out dont look at Negative reviews give it a try.
Posted 23 June, 2018.
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