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8.8 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
10/10 would drop my friends off a cliff again
Posted 4 January, 2020.
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99.7 hrs on record (95.6 hrs at review time)
Spectacular Puzzle/Physics/Platform/(other words that start with P) game which more than stands the test of time and is a worthwhile play solo or with a friend
Posted 5 November, 2019.
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73.1 hrs on record (66.1 hrs at review time)
10/10 Me and the Boys Simulator
Posted 5 November, 2019.
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26.4 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Great game. The levels are fun and reward exploration, while the movement is entertaining and at time hilarious, while still being pretty useful once you get the hang of it. More people = more fun, and with local coop, it just gets better.
Posted 5 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
6.5 hrs on record
I'm not going to tell you about developer scams and threats.
I'm going to tell you about a game.

Let me list the reasons not to buy this game:
  • This game runs poorly and has notable input delay, on the lowest settings, using a computer with the Recommended specs
  • This game tried to be a RPG, but the system is overly linear and poorly made (but still requires insane amounts of grinding to not get butchered at hard mode)
  • This game says it has a space fighting section, but that costs extra, if it even exists.
  • This game is PAY TO WIN. You cant sell high level gear and instant level 50 status in a game boasting pvp
  • This game

The old game had so many fans.
It still has a lot of fans.

They didn't need to try to reinvent the wheel.
All they needed to do was throw some new paint on it and sell it.
Honestly, I think they could, and should, scrap this game and go repaint the wheel that is known as Orion: Prelude

Orion: Prelude was, and is, in my opinion, and the opinion of everyone who I have played it with, a fantastic game to play with friends.
Prelude is just, unfortunately, one of those games that needs a lot of players to get more player playing.
And that probably wont happen since the playerbase is declining.

Orion: Prelude is a good game
Don't judge a game based on the jerks who play it. If you wanna see people be jerks to new players, try being a new player in unranked on CS:GO
They're just salty cause they wanted the vehicle you grabbed.

tl;dr

Orion: Prelude is a good game.
This game is trash.

I'm not going to tell you to buy Orion: Prelude
I will suggest you look at it, its only a buck right now, and I bought it full price, no regrets. Afterall, you can always refund steam games[.

I will, however, tell you not to buy this game until Trek gets it's ♥♥♥♥ together.
Posted 12 January, 2017. Last edited 12 January, 2017.
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16.5 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
This game is so much fun! It's a blast to play with friends!
Posted 20 March, 2016.
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