Recent reviews by PandaLord

👎 NOT RECOMMENDED
"Paid $87 and Couldn't Even SEE a Dinosaur in 70 Minutes"
Everything about this game WORKS. The building is fun, the park management makes sense, the visuals are gorgeous. I figured all of that out no problem.
But after 70 minutes — and EIGHTY SEVEN DOLLARS spent — I still had zero dinosaurs. Not one. The game walked me through menus, buildings, and busywork for over an hour before letting me touch the thing the game is literally NAMED after.
$87. For a game called Jurassic World. And I couldn't find a single dinosaur.
The onboarding eats your entire refund window and I genuinely believe that's not an accident. Luckily I got my refund in time — but not everyone will.
4/10 — Got my money back. Still not over it. Watch your refund timer if you try this one.