he hit my mom with his car

Best Dark Souls™ player I have met :) I was stuck on the Nameless King for 3 years until he showed up and helped me to beat the boss, but more importantly, to believe in myself :) Together we rode together through the Dreg Heap and the Painted World as if on a tandem bicycle, beating
everything from an oversized Malamute to a very hungry Slave Knight. If I could NG+ my life, I would just so that I could meet Senor Cob again and experience DS3 with him again :)

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RIP Jacob "Moneybags" Schaeffer. he used to get on once every month to buy a $40 game and then leave after playing it once. :(

they call him "lieutenant Cob" after his last succesful border ride-along. They call New Mexico the land of enchantment and the native peoples of this mystical place defend it like the Hidden City of Gondolin. They bring back trophies of teeth and ears from the hunts and the rattle can be heard throughout the night

i hear that he grins over your shoulder as he hugs you...

Plays Dark Souls as if its an MMO saturated with computer AI, the only people with enough brainpower to not leave his crusty ass fighting Quelaag alone

he summons the ai to help him fight dark souls bosses

rude

Awful MOW player: doesn't think artillery is a must have. Report his profile