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Johann 31 Dec, 2017 @ 6:23pm 
Happy New Year! :steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy:
ProfessorAquos 21 Dec, 2017 @ 6:45pm 
Hey, I sent an add invite cuz you have a cool Pawn in Dragon's Dogma ^^ Seasons Greetings !
Marz 15 Oct, 2017 @ 9:02am 
I swear i will kiss you
Detective John Diaper 16 Aug, 2017 @ 5:13pm 
because you're cool and bullying is gay
76561198129734681 16 Aug, 2017 @ 5:12pm 
HI FRIEND! WHY DID YOU ADD ME?
丫工长乇丂 23 Jun, 2017 @ 4:15am 
Done :rank:
yub 18 Jun, 2017 @ 8:24am 
Hello, my names Greg Knight, I'm a Conservative candidate for East Yorkshire. There's a general election on the 8th of June and I hope if you live in East Yorkshire that you'll vote for me. When you vote in an election you're doing two things. You're choosing who is your local representative but also who is your prime minister. I hope you'll vote for me and support Thersa May. We want a strong and stable government not a coalition of chaos run by Jeremy Corbyn.
[evo] 31 Mar, 2017 @ 10:07am 
An Alien on mars dug a giant penis shape into the planet
then he looked into the sky which was also earth wich was also space
and he said
"damn ♥♥♥♥♥ im hungry af"
and squatted down and took a huge ♥♥♥♥
while he shat furiously it started to pile,
and pile
piling so high and fast
the ♥♥♥♥ was propelling the Alien at 450+ mph
and steadily getting faster
he broke mars' ♥♥♥♥♥ ass atmosphere
and headed directly for earth
he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard now that a blood trail started to form along with his ♥♥♥♥ rocket Stack
he hit eerffs crust with a mighty thud....
infront of a Taco Bell
The alien walked intside and held up his hand
everybody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stopped
the cashier sstopped
the customers stopped
the Mexican hiding under the sink in the bathroom stopped
and stared
[evo] 31 Mar, 2017 @ 10:07am 
"Ayy Lmao" it said
and started to furiously masterbate onto every ones foods
a child started to cry in horror
that Alien took his mighty green ♥♥♥♥ and slapped that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the face
the pure force ripped tht poor childs face right off
that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid was destroyed
the Alien turned around and shat in his exposed eye sockets
walked up to the counter and ordered a Doritos Locos Taco
once received he turned around and walked outside. stuffing the food up his anus and digested it in 2.5 seconds
he squatted down and lifted off with another ♥♥♥♥ pile
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4000l+ mph
he set off for a new galactic adventure
that was the story
Of Alien
Nirvana 19 Sep, 2016 @ 1:01am 
Best ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Nirvana 20 Aug, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
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Nirvana 19 Aug, 2016 @ 3:40pm 
communism will prevail
[evo] 27 Jul, 2016 @ 10:29am 
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I bestow upon you, The Tets of animeshit
Detective John Diaper 6 Jun, 2016 @ 10:38am 
add me back you cuck
Kreeps 5 Jun, 2016 @ 4:08pm 
Messages fixed. Only had to reinstall my entire mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ client...
Detective John Diaper 12 May, 2016 @ 1:59pm 
that'll do
[evo] 12 May, 2016 @ 12:54pm 
Iv only got chuck e cheese coins and the suit of the pedophile who touches kids in the bathroom.
Detective John Diaper 12 May, 2016 @ 12:52pm 
chuck e cheese tickets
[evo] 12 May, 2016 @ 12:52pm 
Okay, thanks. So what is my payment?
Detective John Diaper 12 May, 2016 @ 12:44pm 
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[evo] 12 May, 2016 @ 12:43pm 
I'll take twenty, please.
Detective John Diaper 12 May, 2016 @ 12:20pm 
fucc succ n tucc
[evo] 11 May, 2016 @ 5:17pm 
I heard this is the place where i can get some... "fucc"?
Detective John Diaper 10 Jan, 2016 @ 2:03pm 
get dunked on
McBuster 8 Jan, 2016 @ 5:01pm 
*goes through friends list like a not creepy person and sees someone with sans as profile picture*



*reads*




*clicks on 'Literally a ♥♥♥♥♥♥'*




oh:tbpwtf:
intel core 2 duo e6600 11 Nov, 2015 @ 2:59pm 
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed englando. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "Anciet defence 2" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and i am challenger 2. pls no copy pasterino my story
Armedmouse 5 Nov, 2015 @ 12:58pm 
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ homophobic ♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥ Monkey 31 Oct, 2015 @ 4:16pm 
Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
Mr. Jizzard The Tentacle Wizard 22 Oct, 2015 @ 4:19pm 
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THIS IS THE GREAT WALL OF TRUMP, POST IT EVERYWHERE SO PEOPLE KNOW WE NEED TO KEEP THOSE DAMN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUT
Detective John Diaper 15 Oct, 2015 @ 9:14pm 
aw ♥♥♥♥ dawg, guess ill have to settle for them 3D cootie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Mr. Jizzard The Tentacle Wizard 15 Oct, 2015 @ 9:01pm 
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♥♥♥♥ Monkey 11 Oct, 2015 @ 1:06pm 
YOYOYOOYOYOYO PSSSSSSS ISNT THIS SONG DA ♥♥♥♥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4ydZIbnONE
Mr. Jizzard The Tentacle Wizard 29 Aug, 2015 @ 8:52pm 
(\__/)
(•ㅅ•) This is for you! :8bitheart:
/   づ”


it's the heart of a starving african child :steamhappy:
♥♥♥♥ Monkey 23 Aug, 2015 @ 3:12pm 
Message from SIMS (you know the beautiful guy with the amazing hair and great sense of love and worm feeling he gives off to all the sassy people)


OKAY LISTEN HEAR EVERYBODY!


THE GOLDBLUM IS RISING!
WE MUST ALL BECOME GOLDBLUMS!
WE MUST CELEBRATE OUR LORD JEFF GOLDBLUM!
WE MUST.......CARRY ON.........


My wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more


ITS TIME FOR THE GOLDBLUM RISING
♥♥♥♥ Monkey 19 Aug, 2015 @ 7:20pm 
Message from that guy SIMS (you know the one you all love cause he is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sexy)



I HAVE 1004 HOURS ON THIS ♥♥♥♥ GAME
103 COMP WINS
AND IM STILL SILVER



HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, IVE MADE MY MISTAKES, GOT NO WHERE TO RUN, THE NIGHT GOES ON AS IM FAIDING AWAY, IM SICK OF THIS LIFE, I JUST WANNA SCREAM.....
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME@?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!



Please send help @ Fifty Shades Of Sims profile. I need to know the answers of the csgo gods to get out of silver and into gold so I can kick Marek's ass and dethrow da Sabba at his own game. GABEN BE WITH US ALL
Detective John Diaper 9 Aug, 2015 @ 6:22pm 
CONFIRMED
xoxo 9 Aug, 2015 @ 6:12pm 
Video Card: Sapphire Radeon R9 270X 2GB Dual-X Video Card
RICH KID
Detective John Diaper 9 Aug, 2015 @ 5:52pm 
ye broski i love the animes and the mangos
Gaberini 9 Aug, 2015 @ 5:12pm 
^
xoxo 9 Aug, 2015 @ 5:12pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo trash
Thorst 8 Aug, 2015 @ 1:56am 
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Detective John Diaper 3 Aug, 2015 @ 11:15am 
theres the pacific ocean, and then theres my wet ♥♥♥♥♥ bro
Freshu 3 Aug, 2015 @ 11:14am 
👌so how wet is your ♥♥♥♥♥ exactly👌
Detective John Diaper 2 Aug, 2015 @ 1:14pm 
u2
123 2 Aug, 2015 @ 1:13pm 
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Mr. Jizzard The Tentacle Wizard 29 Jul, 2015 @ 11:17am 
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Detective John Diaper 28 Jul, 2015 @ 4:55am 
this is why i avoid weeaboos