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then he looked into the sky which was also earth wich was also space
and he said
"damn ♥♥♥♥♥ im hungry af"
and squatted down and took a huge ♥♥♥♥
while he shat furiously it started to pile,
and pile
piling so high and fast
the ♥♥♥♥ was propelling the Alien at 450+ mph
and steadily getting faster
he broke mars' ♥♥♥♥♥ ass atmosphere
and headed directly for earth
he was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so hard now that a blood trail started to form along with his ♥♥♥♥ rocket Stack
he hit eerffs crust with a mighty thud....
infront of a Taco Bell
The alien walked intside and held up his hand
everybody ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stopped
the cashier sstopped
the customers stopped
the Mexican hiding under the sink in the bathroom stopped
and stared
and started to furiously masterbate onto every ones foods
a child started to cry in horror
that Alien took his mighty green ♥♥♥♥ and slapped that ♥♥♥♥♥ in the face
the pure force ripped tht poor childs face right off
that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kid was destroyed
the Alien turned around and shat in his exposed eye sockets
walked up to the counter and ordered a Doritos Locos Taco
once received he turned around and walked outside. stuffing the food up his anus and digested it in 2.5 seconds
he squatted down and lifted off with another ♥♥♥♥ pile
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 4000l+ mph
he set off for a new galactic adventure
that was the story
Of Alien
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*reads*
*clicks on 'Literally a ♥♥♥♥♥♥'*
oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
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it's the heart of a starving african child
OKAY LISTEN HEAR EVERYBODY!
THE GOLDBLUM IS RISING!
WE MUST ALL BECOME GOLDBLUMS!
WE MUST CELEBRATE OUR LORD JEFF GOLDBLUM!
WE MUST.......CARRY ON.........
My wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more
ITS TIME FOR THE GOLDBLUM RISING
I HAVE 1004 HOURS ON THIS ♥♥♥♥ GAME
103 COMP WINS
AND IM STILL SILVER
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, IVE MADE MY MISTAKES, GOT NO WHERE TO RUN, THE NIGHT GOES ON AS IM FAIDING AWAY, IM SICK OF THIS LIFE, I JUST WANNA SCREAM.....
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Please send help @ Fifty Shades Of Sims profile. I need to know the answers of the csgo gods to get out of silver and into gold so I can kick Marek's ass and dethrow da Sabba at his own game. GABEN BE WITH US ALL
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