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1 person found this review helpful
42.4 hrs on record (24.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Game's pretty good.

Don't buy if easily addicted.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D 8-Core Processor - RAM: 62 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 - VRAM: 16 GB
Posted 3 March.
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28 people found this review helpful
14.4 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
This is just based, an actual good remaster that just updates the graphics and makes the game VERY playable on modern machines, whilst fixing all the inherent technical issues with the old games.

Nothing ot say really, just buy this honestly.
Reviewer's PC Specs:
Windows 11
AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D 8-Core Processor - RAM: 62 GB
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 5080 - VRAM: 16 GB
Posted 15 February.
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9 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
17.9 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
> Spawn in with friend.
> "Oh, we don't get to choose our characters"
> Pull up map, run towards nearest marker.
> "Oh look, a raft!"
> Swims to raft without any issues
> "Oh damn, a gun!"
> Friend attempts the same, gets mauled by shark
> triesagain.exe
> Gets eaten again
> I swim back to shore, no issues
> Friend tries again, we come to the conclusion that the shark is racist.

Would not swim in the ocean if black.
Posted 15 January.
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1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Decent DLC, not worth 20€ but got it on a sale so the price was acceptable at least...
Gameplay with all the new civs is fun and fairly unique, some balancing is required but not even close to being as bad as lancaster on it's release.

But please use the funds from this DLC to make new civs from the ground up devs, this DLC borderlines laziness with 2 of it's factions, macedonians (vikings) and tughlaq (khmer) could've easily been standalone "proper" civs.
Posted 13 November, 2025.
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3.0 hrs on record
From someone that loved playing through Borderlands 2...

This is an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, characters are horrible and queer as ♥♥♥♥, humour feels forced and doesn't land at all, guns feel like crap...
To top it off, the game is basically just spyware in disguise.

The 3 hours I played felt like 6 hours, I tried really hard to like it but just couldn't.
Posted 12 September, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
It's very good.

Some people might be put off by the fact that each planet basically has a singular, linear way to set up your factory there (kinda lika a puzzle).

I don't mind this, with the exception of one of the "puzzles" being Gleba. It's a really frustrating planet until you figure out how to work with the constantly spoiling products, after that it's only a minor annoyance.

One thing I do genuinely mind though is the fact that you can infinitely generate resources via space platforms, I avoided doing this due to the fact it would kill the need to actually expand the base on Nauvis, but the fact that you can just mass up a bunch of space platforms that just send down infinite resources is a tad... Bad.


All in all though, great expansion. You do not need it if you want to play Factorio, but it definitely transforms the gameplay experience quite a bit.
Posted 20 August, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
251.3 hrs on record (195.3 hrs at review time)
I'm millimeters away from switching this review to negative (edit: ♥♥♥♥'s going down the drain)

Cheaters are rampant and the playerbase is a toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Absolutely impossible to actually enjoy the game in it's current state, and please region lock China ffs!
Posted 16 June, 2025. Last edited 13 November, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Game's fun but uh...
Lowkey kinda ♥♥♥♥ as well. -_-
Posted 20 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.4 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Basically modern Tiberian Sun, and set your expectations to that.
Game is fun, campaign is good and multiplayer is solid, absolutely no complaints on my part.
Posted 20 April, 2025.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Absolutely cringe DLC, should've just kept it free at this point.
Hope relic crashes and burns as hard as this game.
Posted 27 March, 2025.
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