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Paul Allen's Card 10 Jun, 2018 @ 10:54pm 
Hello,

My name is Alex. I found you on Masteroverwatch as one of the top mercy's and I think that's great! I like my women skilled at something and still know their place. (Let's be honest if you played a skillful hero like Genji or Widowmaker, you wouldn't be 4th) From now on you'll be my duo and girlfriend. You'll pocket me. This comes with some conditions:
- You'll be required to send me snaps of you every morning, noon and evening. Some nude ones at night too.
- You obviously won't be allowed to stream any more and talk to other guys.
- If you please me, I'll buy you an occasional loot box or two.
- We'll Skype everyday, make sure to buy a high definition web cam soon.
DEVILDANTE 24 Jun, 2016 @ 6:32am 
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀
Paul Allen's Card 5 Sep, 2015 @ 12:51am 
Hey... I have a stupid problem, and I feel pathetic for having it, but I don't know what to do. I accidently read one of those stupid chain thingies that they post on Facebook comments and scared myself. I have been unable to sleep, and I'm suddenly paranoid, jumping at every little sound. I can't even sleep in my room very long with the light on. I have seriously ended up crying about this. I know it's stupid to get so worked up, and I know it isn't real, but I don't know why this one scares me so much. Usually these things don't bother me. What can I do to sleep again? To be less afraid? Cuz if the guy from it doesn't kill me, my fear surely will.
(✿◠‿◠) ♡ 30 Aug, 2015 @ 12:40am 
+rep fast and quick trade
Yeeet 17 Jul, 2015 @ 7:57pm 
My name is Ho Lee ♥♥♥ and I are from Chinaland. Father say I need become doctor and make her proud but i chose become doto player like EE-sama. Father not happy with choice and told commit sudoku but i know i make right choice. Sorry i no speak propeller engrish and Pls no copy pasterino dongerino frappuccino cappucino al pacino my story

My Name is Jacky Mao Also Known as EternalEnvy and I am a creepy guy. Some evening I was walking home and saw Arteezy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl. She was crying for help. When the girl saw me she started to hide behind Arteezy back...
Yeeet 17 Jul, 2015 @ 7:54pm 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
Molar Bear 17 Jul, 2015 @ 1:45am 
that was too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ for me SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.
Nasty 13 Jul, 2015 @ 2:27am 
+rep, fast, fair, and friendly trader! :)
nine 26 Jun, 2015 @ 2:45am 
+rep fast trader!
Fr3xBr3x 15 Jul, 2013 @ 8:16am 
Is secksi :3
Fr3xBr3x 15 Jul, 2013 @ 8:10am 
+Rape best tredir
OLD BOYS THE NEW GEN Z 19 Jun, 2013 @ 5:01am 
+ rep fair trade
Molar Bear 27 Apr, 2013 @ 3:19am 
WHOEVER YOU THINK IS THE WORST PUDGE YOU KNOW, I FOUND WORSE.
papa bear ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ ʔ 29 Mar, 2013 @ 12:26am 
+rep polite and fair trader
𝖌𝖗𝖝𝖈𝖊 4 Mar, 2013 @ 11:12pm 
+rep nice and fast trader
PineConeKing 2 Mar, 2013 @ 6:55pm 
+rep fair trader
beached_cows 19 Oct, 2012 @ 6:55pm 
NEVER
beached_cows 18 Oct, 2012 @ 2:20am 
boooO~
beached_cows 23 Sep, 2012 @ 11:43pm 
nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
beached_cows 23 Sep, 2012 @ 4:10am 
*fap*
beached_cows 21 Sep, 2012 @ 9:32pm 
*roll*
Bird Boy 26 Mar, 2012 @ 4:22am 
8======D
warnecruid 25 Mar, 2012 @ 1:15am 
Nice Trade + rep!!
mattywendo64 18 Mar, 2012 @ 9:38pm 
+ Rep for trading. Very friendly!