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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
Extremely short game, I was done with it in less than an hour. Cute graphics but only worth it if you get it on a sale.

The collision box is only for the boat, so you can clip the cleaning tool inside the terrain; the last area had an invisible spill that only cleaned 100% when I did a map "sweep".
Posted 10 June, 2025.
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23.5 hrs on record (22.1 hrs at review time)
I tried replaying this game after the achievements update and I can't get either the Desmond achievements or The Lost Archives ones to pop up on Steam even though I got the Gold Edition and they popped up in Uplay. Also, you have to make a whole complicated thing to be able to access a DLC you actually bought because they removed it from the game via an update. Ubisoft ticket is open for over three days and I didn't receive a SINGLE answer at all over my steam key for the DLC not working on Ubisoft Connect. Absolute scam, I'm utterly disappointed.
Posted 3 April, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
62.1 hrs on record (56.3 hrs at review time)
So many bugs the devs should be ashamed. Honestly ridiculous. I wish I could enjoy playing it, because I had fun with it for a while, but with all the issues I encounter, and having to micromanage these issues with cheats and modfixes (resetting sims every once in a while because they get stuck in an action, then grabbing water over and over and over and over and over, moving sims making items they own not owned by them anymore, etc etc etc) makes this game a menace. What a disgrace.
Posted 21 March, 2025.
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8.0 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
First things first, the game is full of bugs. I've played it both on amazon (because I got it for free there) and then again after I bought it on Steam because I wanted the achievements. Sometimes achievements unlock early (getting one of every creature unlocked for me before I was even on the beach, meeting every villager unlocked WAY earlier) others don't unlock (I got every creature and it didn't unlock, had to restart the game, reinstall it, start a new game and THEN i got it) and the new cooking minigame is way worse than the first one they had. The DLC has some issues, the puddles you have to jump on are bugged on my save and disappear as soon as they show up, when I tried restarting my game, the whole rain cloud went missing and I couldn't find it anywhere on my entire map.

Oh yeah, also I couldn't find a setting for sound?! No volume buttons ingame at all.

But it IS a cute game and worth it's price. You will spend five to ten hours having fun at least, and it's very customizable in every way. The animations are a little wobbly in a fun and cute way, and the animals are adorable.
Posted 12 March, 2025. Last edited 12 March, 2025.
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1.1 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
A reimagined version of normal Zup! games, in this one you have to complete the puzzles before playing.
Sadly, considering sometimes this game physics can be a little finicky, it just adds a layer of frustration, considering if you place everything but lose when playing the level you have to replace all parts again.

Out of all Zup! games I played, this one is the least recommended.
Posted 3 March, 2025.
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4.5 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
A very good casual game, very simple but very entertaining, you can sink a couple of hours without being bored since you have to pay attention to keep selling quest related vegetables.

I unfortunately have to warn you that it has a couple of annoying bugs. Animals can't eat weeds that spawn on the top of the map, and from time to time (about 20 or 30 minutes of gameplay) the game freezes and closes by itself. Fortunately it saves often, so I haven't lost any progress. It's still pretty annoying.

Overall I recommend this game, I just hope the devs fix the crashing issue.
Posted 28 June, 2024.
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1,101.6 hrs on record (918.5 hrs at review time)
Although I do agree with some reviews about the story (it should be skippable with new characters, really) this is a great game. I played since beta and they changed a lot, but it's still very entertaining by itself or with mods.

Getting multiple teleporters, linking colonies, exploring planets... If you like Terraria you sould give this one a try.
Posted 29 September, 2022.
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2.6 hrs on record
I'm a simple person. I see cats, I see sudoku, I like both and I buy it.

The game is kind of short, I finished it in less than 2 and a half hours but the novelty of not having numbers to play Sudoku definitely made my brain malfunction a few times. I often play sudoku focusing on which numbers I'm still missing for the square, column or line and I had to pause a few times to think "okay, which cat is missing here?" even when I had filled all but one square.

It was a nice experience, and I kept using some of my foster's names to remember which cats were still missing.
Also the devs raise awareness for adopting instead of shopping for animals and that's a plus!
Posted 29 September, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
31.0 hrs on record
Let's get this out of the way first: Naked women. Yeah, yeah, there are billions of Steam games with sexy tiddy women. Get over it.

Why should you buy this game? The puzzle is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing if you like games like bejeweled. Candy Crush? That crap has too many level gimmicks. HuniPop has a limited amount of moves instead of timers, has some "power stones" and the skills (gifts) you can activate once per puzzle. Simple enough, but also different enough to Bejeweled. Overall the puzzle is nice and challenging, and you can set up the difficulty as you like at first.

If you are a hardcore match-3 fan though you should 100% activate Alpha mode, which just makes the game harder everytime, and it gets absolutely mental after a few levels.

The only thing I may dislike is how you have to "remember" the girls' information. No tactics there, just remember some arbitrary numbers for weight, height, age, dates... Hell, I don't ask my current partner to remember these things. Just screenshot it and use it as a reference when they ask, no shame in that.

The music is also absolutely amazing. Love it, might be one of the few games I actually play with music on.

Overall, if you're an adult and you like match-3, porn, anime girls or a combo of those, it's definitely worth your time.
Posted 29 September, 2022.
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27.8 hrs on record (24.0 hrs at review time)
The game is good for people who like crosswords. I hate crosswords.
Posted 18 January, 2022. Last edited 18 January, 2022.
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